Johnny Hammersticks

Her knees are too knobby, and her jaw is too masculine. Hard pass ?

My @PearlHowardman impression... Something completely moronic. Josh Allen sucks. Great stuff man. Brilliant ?

I graduated from Auburn High School, and due to poor turnout for reunions, they went to doing the reunions by decade. They had the 90’s reunion last summer I believe. I didn’t go, but I heard there was a pretty good crowd. I feel like almost 70% of my graduating class (close to 500 students) moved out of state.

Go back under your bridge, troll.

The Ultimate Warrior was always my favorite. Like the Junkyard Dog too back in the day.

I’d have to see the rest of her body. Based on the mug shot photo...I probably would. Why not?

Grad in ‘97. Still have plenty of HS friends that I keep in touch with, but have never been to any class reunions. For every person that I would enjoy seeing, there are 20 that I would be completely annoyed talking to.

He’s 28 and still one of the best DBs in the league. I believe you’re thinking in RB years.

Highly doubt it. This team was never expected to be competitive this year. The defense stunk. The offense’s inability to stay on the field didn’t help matters.

If you mean that this year is and was always going to be a rebuilding year, then yes, you are correct. It is deliberate. Was anyone actually expecting playoffs this year? Further, was anyone actually expecting more than 5 or 6 wins?

Welp, good thing we have a ***** ton of money to overspend in FA then ?

Look...let’s be real because this is getting to be just dumb and boring. Rosen has looked like the more polished signal caller in spurts, but he (just like Allen) also has shown periods of poor “rookie” play. Anyone with half a brain could have told you coming into the season that Rosen has a higher “floor” than Allen at present. Some folks like Rosen’s potential to be successful long-term, and some folks (like me) feel that it is Allen that has the higher ceiling and will ultimately be more successful. Know what? We’re all correct currently. Only time will tell. IMO, ultimately, it’s going to depend more on the structure/supports that are built around each player.

Saw this in the Oregon v Wash St game last night too. Looked cool I guess, but I don’t really get the appeal of it. Was a great play by the RB.

I would be glad to go down in flames with 1.6B. Bring it on.

Crazy. On top of breaking NYS HS scoring record in basketball.

Indeed, but even if he wasn’t injured (which he is), if they signed him today he likely wouldn’t be on the active roster this week. It would be unlikely that they would sign him on a Saturday IMO.

Maybe. But not this late in the week.

I believe integrity refers to an old wooden ship used during the revolutionary war.

I watched the first 3 episodes last night. No spoilers, but holy freaking crap I’m hooked ??!

Assuming they probably had at least one or two seniors who weren’t in the starting five, that’s pretty astounding. Hell, even if they all were starters. Especially given that they’re a smaller class B school. Girard is fun to watch. I see the G-Mac comparisons in his game.

You’re welcome pal ?

Common!! The guy’s an emotional cripple. He makes Ryan Leaf look like Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Don’t invite Josh Rosen. He’d probably scream at the waitress and throw his plate across the room if his pasta was not cooked properly.

Despite totally crapping his pants last night, Rosen clearly is ahead of Allen (IMO) in terms of the cerebral aspects of the game. Reads the defense better, goes through his progressions better, sees the field better. But we all knew that...didn’t we? What will be Rosen’s downfall, and we saw it on full display last night, is his mental/emotional shortcomings. The guy turns into a toddler in full tantrum mode when things aren’t going his way. But we all also knew this. This is Allen’s strength. He’s mature and emotionally tough. Given both of their circumstances, this is why I feel that the prognosis for success is better for Josh Allen.