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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. I’ll wear spandex booty shirts and a tank top. I like my 10 oz filet well done too ?
  2. Yeah, cheers man. I will say, however, that my post was very clearly an attempt at humor. If your joke radar is so faulty, I suggest you stick to being a chew toy on PPP. There will be fart jokes...
  3. Lighten up. It was merely a joke.
  4. Jeez. Do you enjoy the smell of eachother’s farts too?
  5. There’s not enough beer in Milwaukee.
  6. Easy Teddy....stay away from your local middle schools.
  7. 40 and single is not a good look. Kinda like being 30 and broke. Although, there are tons of semi-attractive “willing” divorcees floating around. I’m a happy family man, but if I wanted it, p@&$y would be plentiful. I have two younger (mid 20’s) assistant coaches. One of them is married and miserable. The other is single and screwing everything with a pulse. He’s one of the happiest guys I’ve ever met. Coincidence?
  8. Conversely, how about candy cane flavored Mac n cheese? Get the f out of here...
  9. I remember singing this song in music class in elementary school. Right before swimming naked in gym class....
  10. Seriously. He got like 6 days in prison for each rape he committed.
  11. If that uneducated man has a hog the size of a miller lite tall boy, and the tongue dexterity to strip the crome off a bumper, then that educated woman might be inclined to lower her standards. It means he thinks you’re a hood rat. Edit: how do you turn off autocorrect?
  12. It’s an annoying NE thing too. “I’m gonna stop and get dunkin before our meeting on Friday. You want dunkin?” sigh...
  13. Everything Kerley can do, Ray-Ray can do better..... Ray-Ray can do anything better better than Kerley! No he can’t! Yes he can! No he can’t! Yes he can!
  14. I think it would be preferable, if he can play, to get Shady 5 touches or so and use Ivory as our bell cow. Let him get completely healthy.
  15. Why risk your QB getting hurt? If Minni had scored and got the game within a couple possessions, I suspect they would have re-opened the playbook. Absolutely no need to run an aggressive offense up 27 points at the half. Run the ball and chew up the clock.
  16. A good point that I happen to agree with. I think a lot of the mistakes stem from him not being mentally ready...not necessarily from his lack of talent. That said, however, nothing breeds confidence like success.
  17. When Tre Edmunds jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet....the water gets Tre Edmunds.
  18. Star, Phillips, and Williams all played very well against Minni, IMO. Occupy blockers, stuff running lanes, and free up the linebackers to make plays. They’re all doing their job well.
  19. It appears I may have been wrong about the Trent Murphy signing. Hated it. Remains to be seen if he will stay healthy down the stretch, but he sure looked good against Minni. A dish of roasted crow I’d gladly eat with a nice bottle of Merlot.
  20. She’s your typical slam pig. Makes the world a better place to live in. Bless her chubby heart ?
  21. You are clearly deranged. Good day, sir ?
  22. Just to be fair...it was a surprise to just about everyone (including Robert I suspect) that he made the 53. Ehhh...we’ll see.
  23. I think it’s a mental thing for him. He clearly **** his pants on that one.
  24. I don’t even know why he dove. He didn’t have to. Right in his palms, and all he has to do is catch it and trot into the end zone. He choked.
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