Johnny Hammersticks

I look forward to watching the Astros spank the Red Sox. I will tune in for all of those games.

You have to see Snatch and Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. You can thank me later.

A storm of this magnitude hasn’t hit the Florida panhandle since the late 1800’s. Maybe the climate is <gulp> changing much more rapidly than it should naturally? Why would all those scientists lie? What is their end game? https://leisureguy.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/the-scientific-consensus-on-global-warming/

Either she is the goalie of her dart team, or she got fed with a sling shot when she was a baby.

Wait until ‘19 when we have 80 million + in cap room. They’ll be lining up to come to Buffalo. Money talks.

Calm down. It’s a movie quote. Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels. Guy Ritchie? Know it? Jeez...

He’d get a shot before Kaepernick or Ray Rice ?

London! You know...bad food, worse weather, Marry !@#$ing Poppins!

He was declared a bust by the same type of drooling retards early on in his rookie season.

I’d beat the brakes off of that. She about a 6.5 (rated by a married 39 year old dude) with her not so attractive face and micro-boobs. But by TSW standards, she’s a hell Yeah!

Sabathia on a short leash tonight with Betances, Robertson, and Chapman ready to roll. Throw everything we have at them. Let’s go Yankees!!

Smart move or not, I wouldn’t rule anything out at this point. That said, I would be pissed if we got anything less than a 3rd in return. Unlikely.

Looked to me like Hughes thought Mariotta got the pass off. Still, he was being extra cautious with the contact. Needs to wrap up there regardless.

Yeyo is cocaine.

Gilbert Godfrey and Gary Busey.

Is Aaron Judge the LeBron James of baseball? Discuss...

Are we being trolled by a Titans fan? Wegmans. Definitely.

Can you at least admit that it was a mistake to keep Thomas and Lee over O’Leary? Your undying disdain for Nick is puzzling to say the least. Did he cut you off in traffic? Did he steal your lunch money? Flirt with your girlfriend?

Is Price going to take his demons to Planet Fitness? ?

Cheers, man. Go Yanks!

Let me guess. You prefer d**k pics?

Ehhh...I think Happ is better than Seve is or ever will be. The reason they started Seve in the wildcard is so they could pitch Happ in games 1 and 5 of the Boston series. I’d take “good Severino” over Tanaka, but the order is clearly Happ, Tanaka, Severino.

We’ll see. He’s actually #3 right now behind Happ and Tanaka, but we’ll just ignore what’s happening currently. He was supposed to be our ace this year and for years to come. He just hasn’t been consistent enough. I give him 2 seasons before he is relegated to the bullpen.

I disagree. If Severino was not on one of the top scoring teams in the league, his ability to last 6 innings would not even come close to 66% of his games started. Even when he is on his game, I feel like he begins to lose his stuff around the 4th or 5th inning. His power and the location on his fastball/slider seems to rapidly decline around that stage in the game. I’m happy to have him as a starter on the Yankees presently, but I see his future (ideally) as a reliever.

Severino was done after the 4th inning. Everyone who know the Yankees well could see it. One of Boone’s shortcomings, IMO, is leaving pitchers in the game too long when it is clear that they are done. The real hero last night was Betances who entered the game with 2 base runners, and dominated for 2 innings. Ideally, Severino would be a really good middle reliever, set up guy, or closer. He’s not the guy who’s going to consistently give you 6-7 innings.