Johnny Hammersticks

Sabathia on a short leash tonight with Betances, Robertson, and Chapman ready to roll. Throw everything we have at them. Let’s go Yankees!!

Smart move or not, I wouldn’t rule anything out at this point. That said, I would be pissed if we got anything less than a 3rd in return. Unlikely.

Looked to me like Hughes thought Mariotta got the pass off. Still, he was being extra cautious with the contact. Needs to wrap up there regardless.

Yeyo is cocaine.

Gilbert Godfrey and Gary Busey.

Is Aaron Judge the LeBron James of baseball? Discuss...

Are we being trolled by a Titans fan? Wegmans. Definitely.

Can you at least admit that it was a mistake to keep Thomas and Lee over O’Leary? Your undying disdain for Nick is puzzling to say the least. Did he cut you off in traffic? Did he steal your lunch money? Flirt with your girlfriend?

Is Price going to take his demons to Planet Fitness? ?

Cheers, man. Go Yanks!

Let me guess. You prefer d**k pics?

Ehhh...I think Happ is better than Seve is or ever will be. The reason they started Seve in the wildcard is so they could pitch Happ in games 1 and 5 of the Boston series. I’d take “good Severino” over Tanaka, but the order is clearly Happ, Tanaka, Severino.

We’ll see. He’s actually #3 right now behind Happ and Tanaka, but we’ll just ignore what’s happening currently. He was supposed to be our ace this year and for years to come. He just hasn’t been consistent enough. I give him 2 seasons before he is relegated to the bullpen.

I disagree. If Severino was not on one of the top scoring teams in the league, his ability to last 6 innings would not even come close to 66% of his games started. Even when he is on his game, I feel like he begins to lose his stuff around the 4th or 5th inning. His power and the location on his fastball/slider seems to rapidly decline around that stage in the game. I’m happy to have him as a starter on the Yankees presently, but I see his future (ideally) as a reliever.

Severino was done after the 4th inning. Everyone who know the Yankees well could see it. One of Boone’s shortcomings, IMO, is leaving pitchers in the game too long when it is clear that they are done. The real hero last night was Betances who entered the game with 2 base runners, and dominated for 2 innings. Ideally, Severino would be a really good middle reliever, set up guy, or closer. He’s not the guy who’s going to consistently give you 6-7 innings.

Coveted 4* 2019 SF, Quincy Guerrier, to announce his final 3 tonight at 8:30. Cuse and Oregon believed to be among his favorites. Also, Joe Girard III to announce his commitment within a week or so. It’s believed to be between Cuse and Duke, so you know.... Edit: Guerrier narrows it down to Syracuse, Oregon and Illinois.

I was 2 or maybe had just turned 3, and I escaped from my daycare at the YMCA on Lake Ave in Rochester. I walked 8-10 blocks all the way home after crossing Lake Ave by myself. I remember almost the whole thing including the reason I split. They were giving us swimming lessons and I didn’t like that the girl who was helping me forced me to put my head under water by pushing it under and I choked on the water. Funk that B***ch! The only thing I can’t remember is how/when my parents found me at home, but that memory is probably repressed because of the ass whoopin I received. ?

Maybe?

Is this a serious thread?

Had he entered the draft in ‘17, as he could have, I think he could have been a top 10-15 pick at least.

Yeah, it really wasn’t that difficult to walk away from that. I never really had a hard time getting laid in HS and college. Trying not to be boisterous, but I was a really good hockey and lacrosse player in HS and college. The girls just kind of came to me. It was too easy and I used to be a man-slut. Plus I was madly in love with my wife. The first woman to make me want to be in a serious committed relatonship. She still is a very beautiful woman, but she was an absolute smoke show when we first got together and got married (before we were both beat down by life and children...lol). I definitely married up in terms of physical attractiveness. She also is the complete package...smart, funny, likes to party and have fun. I just couldn’t risk losing her. It’s funny. Years after we got married I finally got up the courage to tell my wife that story and she basically said the same thing to me ?

Don’t know yet. Mixed bag from Darnold and Allen. Baker Mayfield has played one good game. Rosen played 4 minutes and looked okay. LJ is at best a gadget player at this point. We’ll see. ‘83 was a pretty good class.

This list would be cool...if it was made two years from now.

The night before my wedding, my best man took me out for a few beers at the local bar just to get away from all the women who were at my apartment. It was supposed to just be a couple drinks and some pool. We ended up running into a couple of young (early 20’s and I was 30) teachers I worked with. They were twin sisters, and they were both very, very attractive. My friend and I started drinking with their crew, and we started doing celebratory shots as they knew I was getting married the next day. A couple hours later my friend and I were playing pool, and I saw one of the sisters approach us as the rest of her friends were on their way out the door. She came up to me and said “I’ve fantasized about *bleeping* you for 2 years. My sister and I want to give you a threesome tonight as your wedding gift. Offer expires after tonight.” She gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and walked out. And she handed me a bar napkin with her phone number and address on it. My best man, bless his heart, could read what was going on and grabbed the napkin away from me as soon as she walked away. I don’t think I would have gone through with it anyway, but man I will admit that I was pretty freaking intrigued in the moment. I’ve have never felt the desire to stray from my wife, but I can see how people who are not in good relationships can easily cheat. The opportunities are always there.

Ain’t nothin sets off the flavor of a good steak like ketchup!