Johnny Hammersticks

This is bizarro land. Who gives a flying ***** about a game that took place in 1961? ***** Derek Anderson is our starting QB on Sunday, and he’s almost as old as our head coach!

I don’t mind Anderson as a mentor, but I don’t want him on the field. He wasn’t even any good when he was 10 years younger. Guess anyone is better that who’s his face though...

Oh yeah. The charred baby in the oven with stab wounds.... Here’s a wild idea! People should have to get a license to procreate. Yeah, I said it! They need to pass a FBI background check, satisfy certain mental health criteria, and they have to take parenting classes. Lesson one...don’t stab your baby and put it in the oven.

Woah, buddy. I'm not saying that teachers are toking up a fatty before school. We're talking about responsible professionals who happen to take a puff or two at night while they're watching The Bachelor. No more harmful than the person who has a couple glasses of Merlot. I think your perception of educators may be a bit distorted based on your experiences/perspective.

Yeah, my wife loves that movie ?

You’re crazy. I forgot about your amputee/gimp fetish. Maybe if she had a pronounced limp and a pot belly? ?

But 60 years ago? Common man!!

Ehhh...Everett came at Rome like a wuss. Weakest “fight” I have ever seen, but funny regardless. I don’t have a problem with the reporter’s question or Derek’s response.

If I had a time machine, yes.

How many gun deaths occur because a person just smoked a joint? Not never. Happy, sleepy, hungry. That’s all. Stop referring to smoking weed as “substance abuse.” ?

That show is funny as hell. I remember it was always on while I was eating breakfast before school during my senior year of HS. Love it.

Benjamin has been a FA all season long in both of my FF leagues.

If we don’t land a decent back-up QB in free agency, of course we should take one at some point in the 2019 draft. I wouldn’t take one in the first 3 rounds, but I’d definitely take one.

I got news for ya, brotha. Legalizing weed is not “unleashing” anything on the “underprivileged.” They can already get weed really, really easily.

Thank you for your service.

Your face is so myopic ?

Regarding marijuana, I agree. I don’t know one person who had their life ruined solely because they smoked weed regularly. I knew plenty of people, however, who are dead now because of alcohol or tobacco. Makes no sense to me.

Didn’t Anthony Bourdain do one of his shows in the Azores? You should check it out.

I’m in the same boat. Finished my doctorate when I was 27, and my son was born when I was 30. He is will be turning 9 this December, and I will be turning 40 in February. If my son has a child in 7 years, something went way fugging wrong. I know plenty of people who went to work right after HS and had kids. I feel like some of them were successful and are still enjoying nice lives with their families, but most of them turned out to be scumbags. If my son was graduating HS this year, I think I would advise him to avoid marriage/kids until his late 20’s/early 30’s. He doesn’t have to go to college, but I would love for him to be able to enjoy his 20’s without any serious responsibilities/commitments. Travel...get laid a lot...get arrested a couple times. You know. Enjoy life!

Most of the other adults I socialize with who use marijuana are very successful, intelligent people. Then again, I knew a lot of idiot stoners growing up who ended up being idiot stoners as adults. I guess if you’re going to be an idiot...you’re going to be an idiot. Legal pot or no legal pot. In this case I would say that correlation is not causation.

I blame the public school system. No child left behind my ass!

My uncle used to have a dark red '68 Shelby Cobra GT500. He used to take us for drives around Owasco Lake all the time when I was a little kid. I loved that car so much. I'm not sure what he sold it for, but fully restored, it would probably be worth 80-90K today.

48 and a grandma. That’s never ideal.

Your mom.

This a horrible idea. I’d roll Logan Thomas out there and tank the season before using significant assets on a filler QB. Be a fan, but be critical of 2019 and beyond.