Johnny Hammersticks

Happy Bday, Fella ??

You’re obviously not familiar with the mentality of a crackhead ? These are not rational thinking people. They don’t care about being confronted. Hell, they don’t even care about being arrested. These people are not robbing from Lowe’s to bolster their tool collection. They’re doing it to sell the stuff to get money to buy drugs. Try and stand in the way of a crackhead and getting their fix. I’ll see you on the news.

My mom had her credit card number stolen a few months ago. The person bought a value meal at McDonalds in the Bronx before my mom realized and had her card deactivated. Apparently, these thieves have “computers” that can read your credit/debit card numbers just by walking by you? I never knew this...

We’re not talking about an old lady getting mugged here. We’re not taking about a child being abducted. We’re talking about a dirtbag (probably drug addict) stealing some tools from Lowe’s. I’ll come to the defense of an old lady being assaulted or a child who needs my help, but when it comes to petty theft I’m staying out of it. Not worth the risk. When I worked at a furniture store on Lyell Ave in Rochester, we used to get these “boosters” at the store all the time trying to sell stolen goods. All crack/meth heads. All folks who would slit your throat for 10 bucks. No thanks.

Oh, so someone has to be “ghetto” to be crazy enough to shoot you or stab you? Pretty ignorant statement if you ask me. Thank you. Someone with half a brain around here.

How the hell did she choke out a bouncer?! I’m calling BS on that one. I’m not a huge man, and I could probably pick her up over my head and toss her 6-8 feet onto the pavement. Yes, I would...

Let’s just say that I have a really good feeling about Quincy Guerrier’s announcement tonight ??

Don’t forget! This could be HUGE for Syracuse! Oregon, Syracuse, Illinois ?

I find your logic meandering and silly. Okay, well then what about your responsibility to your family to, you know, stay alive and put food on the table...love your wife...provide your children with love and guidance? How would your family feel if you got greased by some dirtbag in the HD parking lot while trying to be a hero in stopping some petty crime? Further, how do you think a police officer would respond if you asked them how they would feel about you intervening in a similar situation? I suspect they would tell you to stay safe and call the police...maybe get the plate number if you could?

Yeah, okay Charles Bronson. You fight the good fight against retail theft. I’ll let the stores and the authorities handle this kind of thing and rest assured that I won’t have to drink my meals through a straw for the rest of my life. These crack/methhead boosters do crackheadish things. They wouldn’t hesitate to cut your throat and let you bleed out in the parking lot. There are very few exceptions where I would feel compelled to confront a criminal in the act. One example would be if I saw a child abduction in progress. I couldn’t live with myself if that child were harmed. I would intervene without hesitation. I will sleep soundly every single night, however, knowing that Lowe’s had a few chainsaws and a claw hammer stolen. They will survive.

Also a tremendous move by White. Just sayin...

A tad, perhaps. Just trying to add some humor to yet another dreary thread. If you can’t except that...I don’t know what I can offer you ?‍♂️

Again, tell me why it’s Daboll’s fault. He has no quarterback, no offensive line, and no weapons at WR or TE. Perhaps he will be the scapegoat, but what he has to work with might be the worst in the NFL.

Go smash your testicles with a roofing hammer. That will give you some perspective on misery and what’s important in life ?

Look no further than what they’re doing with Mitch Trubisky in Chicago.

This is absurd. The guy rushes for over 1100 yards in both 2016 and 2017, and all of a sudden he sucks? Ever think there might be other factors that are impacting his ability to be effective? Horrible run blocking? No passing game? Defense stacking the box? Watch him go to Philly and see what happens. A fifth rounder...smh.

I don’t get all the Daboll hate. His playcalling wasn’t the reason we lost, and it hasn’t been bad all season. He’s cut off at the knees due to lack of talent. The guy’s resorting to running the wildcat because our QB is so bad for chrissakes.

I was thinking that this is a good way to get shot in the face. I’ll stick to minding my own business unless it involves protecting myself or a loved one. I don’t give a ***** about Lowe’s or Home Depot.

Robert Foster would have taken that one to the house! Did you know he was a 5* high school recruit?

Taking a RB early in the top half of the first round is dumb, IMO. The Giants should have taken Darnold instead of Barkley, and I think they realize that now. Get your RB’s in the middle rounds, and ride them into the dirt. Disposable.

That’s awesome. Nice to see them playing their old stuff from Headsead and No Doy. Always worth the price of admission. Saw them in ‘96 for the first time at Water Street Music Hall in Rochester. Probably seen them 15 or 16 times since.

Yes, I would. With a sock duct taped in her mouth.

I can’t believe Rosenaus flies commercial. Cheap bastard.

I think Beane is holding fast to wanting a 2nd plus for McCoy. The Eagles have an extra 2nd in 2019 IIRC. I don’t see any other way McCoy gets moved. Based on what I believe we would get in compensation, I don’t think Benjamin would be worth trading at this point. Ultimately, I anticipate a quiet trade deadline unless Philly really wants Shady.

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