Johnny Hammersticks

That mouse refused an offer he couldn’t refuse....

You’re such a strange human. I really want to meet you.

Make sure you go to El Cortijo next time you are up there. Best Mexican joint I have ever been to. Tell them Donkey ***** Doug sent you.

Welcome. I love staying up in downtown Burlington when my son has hockey tournaments up there. Loads of eye candy ?

“Nestled between the Adirondack and Green Mountains is the University of Vermont, a quasi-public school founded in 1791. It is known colloquially as UVM, which is Latin for Universitas Viridis Montis, or University of the Green Mountains.” https://www.usnews.com/best-colleges/university-of-vermont-3696 I live outside of Middlebury. Thank goodness I’m not single...

The UVM campus is located right in downtown Burlington. Tons of young, beautiful, willing sexual partners. South Burlington is a mix of middle class and slum-ish neighborhoods. Tons of dried up soccer moms in Subaru Foresters on their way to the farmers market.

Why get married anyway? It’s just a dumb contract that nobody should sign.

Trust me, Beilein would love to land those 5* recruits consistently. He can’t. It’s not a choice. Very few coaches/teams can pull that off. I have always admired John as a coach, however, as his teams always seem to be very tough...mentally and physically.

CVS. You can bring in just about anything (e.g., thumb drive, phone cord, camera memory chip, etc...), plug them into the machine, and have nice pictures made. Pretty cheap too.

They have Stanford and Lacey. Not great depth, especially considering Edmunds is just coming off the CP. I suspect that they will make a move to bolster that position with the 2 open spots created by releasing Pryor and Peterman.

I say we throw them an anchor and let them sink with the rest of the turds.

Deonte Thompson and a TE off someone’s PS.

No particular order.... OT (Mills is trash), WR, TE (obvious), OC (Bodine has improved, but we could do much better), DT (Kyle Williams replacement), SOLB (LorAx replacement), CB (don’t need one early in draft, IMO), OG (to replace Miller..would like to address this in FA).

Yup. Get it done!

Deonte Thompson?

Either there are a lot of gullible posters, or posters completely oblivious to certain board “practices.” Hook, line & sinker...well done @Gugny To those who have their panties in a wad over this thread...grow a sense of humor.

I’m not talking about guys like Bridgewater who could start for a lot of teams. I would make Allen the starter, and bring in guys similar to our current back-ups, DA and Barkley. IMO, this is Allen’s team until proven otherwise.

Start Josh Allen and immediately bring in a couple veteran signal callers. Pretty much what Beane did except I would bring in a couple veterans sooner than he did. Like after the AJM trade....

I have this horrible memory of my sweet Sicialian gramma chopping in half with garden pruners a mouse caught in one of these glue traps.

I just keep setting traps. It’s fun! A neat bonding experience for my daughter and I. Body count is about 10 or 11...

She’s actually 29. 57 in meth years.

The poor, poor children! May God have mercy on her soul ☹️

Hasn’t McD made it clear on Friday that the depth chart is 1. Allen 2. Anderson 3. Peterman. It’s either Allen or Peterman, and DA is out. I have a feeling Allen starts tomorrow.

William’s? Don’t know him.

Sounds kinda gay...