Johnny Hammersticks

Brilliantly eloquent, yet profoundly simple and pointless. Troll.

Obviously something else majorly “flawed” about this guy than just alcohol detox. Amirite?

Not a Costco within 100 miles of where I live, I think. Road trip? Edit: Turns out there is a Costco up in Colchester which is just north of Burlington. My son has a hockey game up in Burlington next weekend. I’m going to check it out. Thanks for the tip! We rarely buy coffee by the cup. Usually just brew a pot in the AM and maybe half in the afternoon. It’s more expensive, but worth it. To me it’s like spending extra $ for good marijuana ?

Got my order from Peet’s a couple days ago, and the Italian roast has been incredible. Just what I was looking for. I also bought a little “pour over” set up that actually makes a much better cup of coffee than my expensive drip machine. The coffee fills up the house with an amazing aroma every morning when I make a pot. $25 is a little pricey for a couple pounds of coffee, but this is totally worth it. I’m thinking about joining one of their clubs to have the stuff delivered regularly. Thanks to everyone for the advice!

Shake your body down to the ground! Love this jam.

Allen is versatile as a mofo. Can play both 4-3 OLB positions, IMO, and can clearly play DE. Good as a pass rusher, and more than enough speed and athleticism to drop into coverage. I’d be thrilled with him as our 1st round pick. He won’t last until where we will likely be drafting though....

What about Josh Allen? Looks like Kalil Mack Jr to me.

You might be getting Greedy! Pun intended ?

Even with Taron Johnson in the fold and McBeane's ability to evaluate DB's and draft them in later rounds? I'm not taking a DB in the first round unless it's the next Jalen Ramsey (without the douchiness). BPA or trade back. Definitely making OL and WR a priority.

Bwahahahaha!! How could you do this accidentally? There's no way.

Just another soft Oregon football player.

Brilliant

Dirka Dirka....

Any way we can get some pics of the crazy friend?

He’s unreal talented. Completely tooled on Chukwu/Sidibe/Dolezaj.

The first two look like supermodels compared to the ones we’ve seen on here lately. The third looks like their mother.

Pretty simple. Syracuse missed a lot of well contested shots, and their 3 main scorers tried to go 1 on 1 all game long. UCONN played great defense and hit a lot of wide open shots. Boeheim will correct this offense, and getting Frank Howard back at PG will help a lot. This is a very talented team, and it’s a marathon not a sprint. I know! How does that even happen? Wonder if he will have the correct jersey for today’s game?

***** you! ? It’s going to be a weird crowd for the game. We watched the first half of the Oregon/Iowa game last night, and there MIGHT have been 100 Oregon fans in the building. The freshman center, Bol Bol, is fun to watch. He can do a lot for a 7’2” kid.

Something is very wrong when your freshman PG scores 24 points and leads the team in rebounds, but has zero assists and turns the rock over 6 times. Nice to see some positive things from our young guard, but it’s clear that Frank Howard needs to be back out there to help run the offense. Battle and Brissett were pretty much non-existant last night. Hughes flashed with some key shots, but went missing for periods of time as well. Just flat out got out played, out hustled, and UCONN shot the ball really well. Danny Hurley is fugging annoying. About to grab some breakfast and head to the Blarney for a couple bloody marys. Back to the garden for Cuse v Oregon at 4:30!! Let’s get it back on track!

Who is the referee that is wearing a shirt two sizes too small? It’s clear that he’s biased.

Just got off the train in Manhattan. About to get some lunch and then head to the Blarney. Anyone else here?

That mouse refused an offer he couldn’t refuse....

You’re such a strange human. I really want to meet you.

Make sure you go to El Cortijo next time you are up there. Best Mexican joint I have ever been to. Tell them Donkey ***** Doug sent you.

Welcome. I love staying up in downtown Burlington when my son has hockey tournaments up there. Loads of eye candy ?