Johnny Hammersticks

? and ewwwww...

Can I change my answer?

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D-O-O-S-H!! Everybody now!

I’m sure Professor Snape tried to hatch an evil plan, but it was foiled by Hermione and Ron Weasley.

I’ve never seen a former boss and told them to go **** themselves, have you? I might talk ***** behind their back, but I wouldn’t make a scene in public.

Sounds like something from Harry Potter.

I’m sorry. Are you looking for the Hue Jackson is a jerk thread?

I’ve been saying all along...Mayfield looks just like Booger from The Nerds movies. If someone could post a side by side it would be greatly appreciated ?

He said beard, not mustache ?

I was just trying to be humorous. Sorry to have ruined your day. Edit: There...I fixed the thread title. Are we good now?

So yeah....Edmunds looks like he's a good one. Not a big talker, but that's alright by me. Quote yourself where you predicted that Darius Leonard would be such an outstanding LB prospect and a draft day steal. We'll wait.

May I ask why you'd suspect this?

Oh that's right! Yeah, Selmon started a couple movie review threads. Dog had a thread asking for relationship advice that was pretty hilarious, IIRC.

Unfortunately they don't play Cincinnati every week. Let's see how big mouth and the brownies do this weekend when they travel to Houston and play a real team. JJ Watt and Clowney are surely going to introduce themselves to young Mr. Mayfield.

Funny. But whoever threw the beer can is an *****, IMO.

Xanax is a hell of a drug. Especially when mixed with booze. Rare pass for me. Her face is fugly.

No way. I'm not catching Steven Avery's sloppy seconds!

WWJAHDITS? What would Josh Allen have done in this situation? WWJAHDITS bumper stickers available here. They’re flying off the shelves!! Linky

I wonder if Dorsey is cringing about this situation thinking that Baker’s behavior might actually deter some really sought after HC candidates from coming to Cleveland?

Beards are cool. I grow a beard here and there just to change things up a bit, but my beard doesn’t really come in fully. It’s a little “patchy” up around my cheekbones. I usually keep it trimmed neatly and it looks good. At least my wife tells me it does. I rub baby powder into my beard after every shower until the itchiness subsides. Gibs has some nice products. http://www.gibsgrooming.com/beard-facial

Here’s a horse that hasn’t been beaten post mortem.

Wait a minute. Are you saying that I’m a douche for purposely misspelling Baker’s name in the thread title? I’ll hang up and listen to your response...

I’m not fully on board with your assessment of the situation, but the bolded actually made me laugh out loud. Well done.

I guess I didn’t think of that ??