Johnny Hammersticks

The TOS magically disappeared. Think of this message board as “the purge” social media edition.

So, according to this logic, @Chef Jim is a crack-head prostitute head? Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

I think that’s the definition of brain dead. I don’t think pot can do that to a human.

Evidently.

First...trick question...I rarely purchase plant material. Usually oils and edibles. Second, I believe the analogy is apt. Your contention is that since I use weed every day (even though I don’t “wake and bake”) I am a pot head. I’m assuming your definition of pot head would be similar to your definition of alcoholic. Given that I use marijuana daily, but only use a little and at the end of my evening....an individual who drinks a glass of wine or two every night is an alcoholic. Correct?

Your definition? So an individual who has had a glass of wine every single night...alcoholic?

Pretty much. I smoke/vape/ingest marijuana almost every single day. I have a rule, however, that I don’t do so until the kids are in bed and all my work is done for the day. It’s like an accompaniment to my 2-3 glasses of wine or beer.

Great example of a young man putting the team before himself. I applaud him. Irrespective of the political implications, obviously.

Agreed. We have a very solid 30 year old pass rusher locked up, on the cheap, for another season. Let’s not create another need.

Yes! The guy pulled some stupid ***** in the Miami game, but he is a bonafide run stuffer. Lock him up on the cheap right now for 2-3 million per.

Psycho.....?

Best post of the thread (IMO) regarding the definition of alcoholism.

Probably the right move there, Levi. Sounds like a strange bird.

That’s actually really good parenting, IMO. Teach your kid how to have a sense of humor!

He never met me before. Maybe my wife told him ? I honestly struggle at putting air in my tires and filling up my windshield washer thing ?

The first time I met my father in law, my wife (then girlfriend) and I got hotel rooms for us and my future in-laws at The Turning Stone Casino. We exchanged gifts after dinner, and my Father in law gave me a box full of random car maintainance stuff (e.g., lock de-icer, windshield washer fluid, brake fluid, zip ties, etc...). Still don’t quite know what to make of that. He is now been deceased 7 or 8 years. Great guy.

This is going to sound kind of messed up, but my parents split when I was 3 and I moved away with my father. My dad was somewhat of a ladies man back in the day, and there was rarely a Saturday morning that I didn’t see some strange broad coming out of his bedroom in the morning. My father worked construction during the week, and bartended Friday and Saturday. Let’s just say that I walked in on he and his “fun girls” in the act more than just a few times. I think my father was forced to give me a watered down version of the birds and the bees at around age 3 or 4. Learned the rest from friends and porno mags/movies.

Cool man! I remember like it was yesterday when my son (he was about the same age as yours) was standing in his crib holding the bars when I went to get him up from nap. My boy was a really fat baby, and was a little slower in reaching his gross motor milestones than other kids his age. Now he can hula hoop through a Cheerio!

What?

Yes we should. Especially if that 1st round pick lands us near Greedy Williams or Josh Allen. Greedy would give us a bookend, shut-down corner opposite tre for the foreseeable future. Josh would give us versatility in that he will be an excellent SOLB/edge rusher combo.

Anyone win, or know anyone of pulling out a W, after the 2 point ESPN stat correction for Zeke Elliott last week??

My friend’s 12 year old son was still a believer, and his parents thought that was weird, so they “hired” another older child to break the news to him. I thought was an interesting choice by the parents. And F the elf on a shelf.

I wonder about my (just turning) 9 year old son. He plays hockey with lots of older kids, and many of his neighborhood friends are older (4th - 6th grade). I tell my wife there is no way, at his age and with all that influence, that he still believes in Santa. She disagrees. He still plays along very convincingly, but I think he does it to placate us because he knows he’s getting presents, and because of his little sister (5).

Collected sports autographs as a kid. Some of the better ones I can think of... Michael Jordan Joe Montana Karl Malone Ken Griffey Jr. Cornelius Bennett Drew Bledsoe I got most of the early 90’s Bills players with the exception of Kelly, Thurman and Reed. Those guys were hard to get.

I was going to wear my khakis with a merlot JCREW crewneck, but I feel like there’s going to be a lot of khaki at the party so I think I’ll wear my gray slacks. Now I haven’t decided on shoes yet, but I’m leaning toward my Dolce Chukka boots. Cognac of course. Oh and the socks?!