Johnny Hammersticks

I know, right? That’s ignorant ?

Not really loud but really stinky. I was taking a winter session public speaking class when I was a freshman in college. A friend and I were the only ones in our dorm, so we got a case of Milwaukee’s Best Ice and split it. Got absolutely hammered. The next morning I woke up with horrible, pungent gas. I think my class started at 9:30 or something, so I pretty much hopped out of bed and ran to class. I was sitting there with my friend next to me as people were doing their presentations. I was holding in a bunch of gas and it was becoming extremely uncomfortable. I couldn’t get up and go to the restroom as another student was in the middle of their presentation, so I decided that I needed to “relieve the pressure” a little bit. When I say that my “test fart” was the most wretched, disgusting think I ever smelled...that it probably an understatement. I am not exaggerating when I say that the professor had to evacuate the classroom and cancel class because he couldn’t open the windows to air the place out. Of course, as soon as the stench hit, my friend started laughing, pointed at me, and yelled “oh my god dude...really?!” It was awful ?

Your last name is Pomeranian? Like the dog?

Looks like one of her eyelids is trying to escape!

What the HELL is that thing?! I’m going to have nightmares...

I’m a big fan of Jesse Burkett from Stanford. Very cerebral player and he’s an absolute animal.

Agreed. Ultimately, I think the plan is to move him over to SG when JG3 gets there next year. Jalen makes the typical boneheaded frosh mistakes, but sometimes makes these incredible athletic plays that drop your jaw. Gmac needs to work with him on his outside shooting. He’s gonna be special.

He tore his labia?

You still of the mindset that we “drafted the wrong Josh?” You have been one of the most vocal proponents of Rosen over Allen. Curious to hear your thoughts.

My wife and I have guidelines about buying Christmas presents for our two children. Something you want, something you need, something to wear, and something to read. Of course, we always throw in a couple other small gifts from their wish lists. My favorite Christmas present from childhood was the original Nintendo. I recall wanting it so badly.

Kung Fu, Mortal Kombat, Spy Hunter, Rampage.

Easy, Marv...

My beard is getting nice and thick ??!!

I don’t get that you don’t get that I.... Ah, ***** it ?

Ya dig....?

Cheers, brotha Yes

I was joking. Poorly executed? You see...we don’t seem to throw the ball all that much ?

Who said Daboll is going to throw it?

Ko Simpson is a millionaire?

I don’t get it. I mean...I get the cartoon, but I don’t get it. Someone care to help me out here?

Let’s not get crazy. We’re actually not missing much in the passing game.

With respect to blocking, Croom and Thomas make O’Leary look like Rob Gronkowski. Watching Croom get absolutely undressed every Sunday is painful. One position group that could have been handled better this offseason.

Jeez...what I would do for a TE that was even an “average” blocker. Croom and Thomas are trash. I’m not even sure why Thomas is still on the team at this point. Bad mistake releasing O’Leary, IMO.

That must have been at MSG. I looked very similar after the Oregon game ?

No question it would have to be @BringBackFergy