Johnny Hammersticks

It’s 2008 and my wife and I are both gainfully employee at a school district in NC. Just found out that my wife was pregnant with our first child. Recession hits and 100/165 school psychologists (including my wife and I) are RIF’ed on a Friday afternoon in April. No warning. We made due for a year with us both working several jobs, but we were still poor as dirt until we finally found jobs and had to move to Alaska. My wife applied for WIC while we were still in NC to help out a little, but we were denied. Would you consider our financial issues self inflicted?

I would bet he’s more “book smart” than the average Cheeto supporter.

Sounds like a good idea. Just like drivers licenses should be. My grandfather should not still be driving.

First episode is ***** awesome! Frank Castle at his best busting heads. Love it.

No, I don’t.

I’ll do you one further. Coolio>JayZ

Not everyone should be allowed to have children. There should be a process whereby individuals are able to demonstrate that they will be competent, loving, and responsible caregivers.

See edit. He’s going to UW. Sorry... I had been hearing for over a month now that he was leaning toward Cuse. He and his family did not enjoy him being so far away at prep school, and he really enjoyed his official to Syracuse. I guess his mom really liked Red Autry. The coaching staff felt really good about a commit. Something changed within the past couple weeks. I just learned about it today. Must have informed JB, Autry and Gmac recently. Who knows in the crazy world that is college hoops recruiting though?? Allegedly, Nerlens Noel changed his mind twice the day of his announcement (Cuse-Georgetown-Kentucky). I certainly hope Isaiah has a change of heart. Big time, program changing recruit.

I agree with everything here. Season 2 wasn’t bad, IMO. It was just different, and not as good as season 1. Season 1 was a tough act to follow.

Edit: Unfortunately, I’d put your $ on UW. I guess things have shifted substantially in the past couple weeks. Sounds like it was down to Cuse and UW though...FWIW. Duke and Sparty not even in contention. Hop steals another one ? FWIW, I’m still hearing Syracuse is in good shape. Coaches confident still. I hope my sources are correct ?

I’ve seen him going to the Bills at 9 in a few mock drafts now. Seems kind of small for a 3 tech, but I’m guessing he could add 15-20 pounds. I don’t love it, but I don’t know enough about Gary to hate this. Any Michigan fans out there have an opinion?

I enjoyed episodes 1 & 2 immensely. For those not watching because of season 2...give this a chance.

I’m sure there would be a diatribe mentioning the inadequacies of the public school system, the lazy millennial generation, and somehow invasive aquatic species.

I have a new theory. 26CB is actually a gun smuggler. He was working with MS13 to supply Egyptian AR-15’s to a faction of the gang’s members in Chicago. All was going smoothly until @ExiledInIllinois, on his lunch break during a hard day running the locks, meandered past a deal in progress. Unable to quell his undying, and some say his irrational need for social justice, Exiled attempted to make a citizens arrest. In order to escape the situation with his freedom, 26CB was forced to stab two of the gang members to death. He then looked at Exiled, noticed the Buffalo Bills 1993 AFC Championship shirt he was wearing, and said “Per Adam Schefter, Antonio Brown is unlikely to remain with the Steelers for the 2019 season. Mike Tomlin says they will explore all options.” Befuddled by 26CB’s irrelevant comment, Exiled remained distracted enough for 26CB to hop in his car and speed away. Knowing his life is in constant jeopardy with a MS-13 retaliation as imminent as the rise and set of the sun, 26CB was forced to flee to Norway where he remains in hiding.

Been confirmed by mods....no vacation or ban. Voluntary absence.

Bump! How’s the beard coming?! I’ve been growing mine since November. Longest I’ve ever grown it for and it’s actually become quite impressive relative to previous attempts. I recently purchased (at my BIL’s recommendation) a kit which includes a cleanser, conditioner, an oil, a beard balm, and a boar hair brush. From this company... https://www.thebeardstruggle.com/

Oh, now you’ve done it....

Listen, thread highjacker. This isn’t a general missing poster thread! Let’s please focus on 26CB until he is found safe and sound.

This could be so many things! ??

Back in the day it was lacrosse before I became all old and decrepit. Today, I would say it’s badminton. We got a net we put up in the summer and a decent set of rackets. Fun to play stoned too!!

Organizing his Sega Genesis cartridges?

Got my head smashed into a brick wall by the police leaving a bar in Geneva one time because I was wearing a baseball hat like some ####### who stole a couple bottles from behind the bar. Two or three unmarked cars pulled up, a bunch of cops jumped out, and they tackled me into the wall face first. Messed up my face pretty good. Placed me under arrest, and I spent the night in the drunk tank, but ended up not being charged. Geneva cops are a**holes.

Would love McCoy.

Happy birthday, Gugs.