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Need Caribbean Vacation Ideas
Johnny Hammersticks replied to plenzmd1's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Oh, I’ve seen enough there to be able to confirm that sentiment. That’s why you stay on the resorts with the beautiful beaches and endless booze/food. Go snorkeling. Maybe a booze cruise. Hell, I had a taxi driver rob me at knife point in the Bahamas. A lot of those Caribbean islands are sketchy. -
Girl has breakdown over one legged goose.
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
So, you got married again 3 years ago? ? -
Need Caribbean Vacation Ideas
Johnny Hammersticks replied to plenzmd1's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Funny. I loved Negril, Jamaica and hated Punta Cana. That being said, we tend to stay on the resort for the most part. The beaches are much nicer in Jamaica, IMO. -
Taking on Blake bortles contract?????
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Heff's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
In that case, I’d do it in a heartbeat for a 2nd rounder and change. -
Taking on Blake bortles contract?????
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Heff's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I think we have to know how much of his contract we would have to eat in order to even formulate an opinion about this. Essentially, we are trading cap $ for draft picks. OP....what are the specifics of his contract? -
Girl has breakdown over one legged goose.
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Fair enough...and just for context how old are you? I’m turning 40 in a couple weeks, and I have a young daughter (which changes your perception about these things). I guess I would (if single) “date” a girl in her early-mid 20’s, but it would depend a great deal on her maturity level. I work with a really hot 25 year old teacher who also is really mature, educated, and classy. She would get it. -
Girl has breakdown over one legged goose.
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
....and what about the ones you wax your carrot to on youporn? -
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Girl has breakdown over one legged goose.
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I’m sure some are. Others are manicured on purpose to be that thin <shudder>. -
Larry Enticer is one of my favorite YouTube personalities.
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Girl has breakdown over one legged goose.
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Probably true...lol. The really thin ones creep me out. The ones that look like they were drawn on by a Sharpie. -
Girl has breakdown over one legged goose.
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Such a turn off for me. Those overly manicured apostrophes above her eyes are hideous. That said...who wouldn’t? I wonder how old she is though...17-18? -
Updates from Senior Bowl week in Mobile, AL
Johnny Hammersticks replied to YoloinOhio's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Looks like 1:00 on NFLN -
Notable Nexflix / Amazon / Premium Channel Series & Movies
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Heitz's topic in Off the Wall
You should persist. Season one is good...season 2 is AMAZING! -
Hot for Teacher: South Jersey style
Johnny Hammersticks replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
Upon further review, my ruling on the field stands. She is kind of busted in the face, and has smaller boobs than me. -
D'Pez Poopsie - RB - Ol Miss
Johnny Hammersticks replied to boyst's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Dookmarriott? -
Hot for Teacher: South Jersey style
Johnny Hammersticks replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
Based on this evidence. No. -
Where has 26CornerBlitz been lately?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
I have another theory. This may come as a surprise to some, but 26CB is actually an accomplished rock climber. In late December, he decided to take a solo trip to do some climbing in Blue John Canyon, Utah. After a climbing mishap he found himself falling, and subsequently, his arm became pinned under a large boulder. After 127 hours of no food and water, and severe sun exposure, 26 decided he would have to resort to extreme measures to survive. He found a spork he had left over from a trip to KFC, and whittled his arm off at the elbow. After releasing himself, he was able to slow the bleeding long enough to reach help. He is now recovering in a Utah hospital. His severed arm was recovered, and now sit in a jar of Formaldehyde on his mantle. Let’s all send out our thoughts and prayers to poor 26CB. -
What’s your most Controversial opinion?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Juror#8's topic in Off the Wall Archives
So which one is it? Does life begin at conception, or does it begin when we learn that a woman is pregnant? For me, life begins at around age 7 or 8. My son just turned 9, so he appears to have made it. My 5 year old daughter, however, well we’re still on the fence as to whether or not we’re gonna “keep her.” She keeps acting up, and Daddy might have to drive her out to a farm where she will have room to run and be naughty. She will be happier there ? -
Notable Nexflix / Amazon / Premium Channel Series & Movies
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Heitz's topic in Off the Wall
This punisher S2....2 episodes deep, has been very, very good, IMO. -
What’s your most Controversial opinion?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Juror#8's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I’m a clinical psychologist. Employed by a school district, but also have my own practice and do consulting/training across the region in a particular area of my expertise. Nah, I just sell weed man ? -
What’s your most Controversial opinion?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Juror#8's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Oh, believe me it exists. I have the student loan statements to prove it ? I (we) also bring in enough money now that I won’t ever have to worry about it ? -
What’s your most Controversial opinion?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Juror#8's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I finished my doctoral program in 2007, bro. My wife finished her masters in 2007. We both began our careers in August 2007. We also had to pay for a lot of our wedding, and relocation $ from NY to Charlotte. Hardly enough time to accumulate savings sufficient to overcome being “let go” with no noice. Common man!! -
FWIW...just got a text from my dude on the hill. Said Boeheim sent GMac to Springfield, Mass yesterday to make a final last minute attempt to flip Stewart. Said his family still is pressuring him to choose Cuse, and apparently Mom has been in contact with the coaching staff. He finished by saying “It’s looking like UW, but don’t be completely stunned if it’s Cuse. Make sure to tune in.” Just thought I’d share with my Cuse peeps. ??????