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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. I think we have to know how much of his contract we would have to eat in order to even formulate an opinion about this. Essentially, we are trading cap $ for draft picks. OP....what are the specifics of his contract?
  2. Fair enough...and just for context how old are you? I’m turning 40 in a couple weeks, and I have a young daughter (which changes your perception about these things). I guess I would (if single) “date” a girl in her early-mid 20’s, but it would depend a great deal on her maturity level. I work with a really hot 25 year old teacher who also is really mature, educated, and classy. She would get it.
  3. ....and what about the ones you wax your carrot to on youporn?
  4. I’m sure some are. Others are manicured on purpose to be that thin <shudder>.
  5. Larry Enticer is one of my favorite YouTube personalities.
  6. Probably true...lol. The really thin ones creep me out. The ones that look like they were drawn on by a Sharpie.
  7. Such a turn off for me. Those overly manicured apostrophes above her eyes are hideous. That said...who wouldn’t? I wonder how old she is though...17-18?
  8. You should persist. Season one is good...season 2 is AMAZING!
  9. Upon further review, my ruling on the field stands. She is kind of busted in the face, and has smaller boobs than me.
  10. I have another theory. This may come as a surprise to some, but 26CB is actually an accomplished rock climber. In late December, he decided to take a solo trip to do some climbing in Blue John Canyon, Utah. After a climbing mishap he found himself falling, and subsequently, his arm became pinned under a large boulder. After 127 hours of no food and water, and severe sun exposure, 26 decided he would have to resort to extreme measures to survive. He found a spork he had left over from a trip to KFC, and whittled his arm off at the elbow. After releasing himself, he was able to slow the bleeding long enough to reach help. He is now recovering in a Utah hospital. His severed arm was recovered, and now sit in a jar of Formaldehyde on his mantle. Let’s all send out our thoughts and prayers to poor 26CB.
  11. If he’s not a douche, he’ll do until the douche gets here.
  12. So which one is it? Does life begin at conception, or does it begin when we learn that a woman is pregnant? For me, life begins at around age 7 or 8. My son just turned 9, so he appears to have made it. My 5 year old daughter, however, well we’re still on the fence as to whether or not we’re gonna “keep her.” She keeps acting up, and Daddy might have to drive her out to a farm where she will have room to run and be naughty. She will be happier there ?
  13. This punisher S2....2 episodes deep, has been very, very good, IMO.
  14. I’m a clinical psychologist. Employed by a school district, but also have my own practice and do consulting/training across the region in a particular area of my expertise. Nah, I just sell weed man ?
  15. Oh, believe me it exists. I have the student loan statements to prove it ? I (we) also bring in enough money now that I won’t ever have to worry about it ?
  16. I finished my doctoral program in 2007, bro. My wife finished her masters in 2007. We both began our careers in August 2007. We also had to pay for a lot of our wedding, and relocation $ from NY to Charlotte. Hardly enough time to accumulate savings sufficient to overcome being “let go” with no noice. Common man!!
  17. FWIW...just got a text from my dude on the hill. Said Boeheim sent GMac to Springfield, Mass yesterday to make a final last minute attempt to flip Stewart. Said his family still is pressuring him to choose Cuse, and apparently Mom has been in contact with the coaching staff. He finished by saying “It’s looking like UW, but don’t be completely stunned if it’s Cuse. Make sure to tune in.” Just thought I’d share with my Cuse peeps. ??????
  18. It’s 2008 and my wife and I are both gainfully employee at a school district in NC. Just found out that my wife was pregnant with our first child. Recession hits and 100/165 school psychologists (including my wife and I) are RIF’ed on a Friday afternoon in April. No warning. We made due for a year with us both working several jobs, but we were still poor as dirt until we finally found jobs and had to move to Alaska. My wife applied for WIC while we were still in NC to help out a little, but we were denied. Would you consider our financial issues self inflicted?
  19. I would bet he’s more “book smart” than the average Cheeto supporter.
  20. Sounds like a good idea. Just like drivers licenses should be. My grandfather should not still be driving.
  21. First episode is ***** awesome! Frank Castle at his best busting heads. Love it.
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