Johnny Hammersticks

Been confirmed by mods....no vacation or ban. Voluntary absence.

Bump! How’s the beard coming?! I’ve been growing mine since November. Longest I’ve ever grown it for and it’s actually become quite impressive relative to previous attempts. I recently purchased (at my BIL’s recommendation) a kit which includes a cleanser, conditioner, an oil, a beard balm, and a boar hair brush. From this company... https://www.thebeardstruggle.com/

Oh, now you’ve done it....

Listen, thread highjacker. This isn’t a general missing poster thread! Let’s please focus on 26CB until he is found safe and sound.

This could be so many things! ??

Back in the day it was lacrosse before I became all old and decrepit. Today, I would say it’s badminton. We got a net we put up in the summer and a decent set of rackets. Fun to play stoned too!!

Organizing his Sega Genesis cartridges?

Got my head smashed into a brick wall by the police leaving a bar in Geneva one time because I was wearing a baseball hat like some ####### who stole a couple bottles from behind the bar. Two or three unmarked cars pulled up, a bunch of cops jumped out, and they tackled me into the wall face first. Messed up my face pretty good. Placed me under arrest, and I spent the night in the drunk tank, but ended up not being charged. Geneva cops are a**holes.

Would love McCoy.

Happy birthday, Gugs.

De @Gugny Elmo. Love it!

What about the Colts o-line coach who was just let go ?‍♂️ We get a bargain here?

Yeah, some are more obvious than others. This one looks like she was fed with a sling shot when she was a baby ?

Probably. But the Injury to Tre Jones is really going to hurt this Duke team for a while. Sprained shoulder. He’s done for a while. They’re not the same team without him. Will be interesting to see how they respond vs UVA. Yeah, but they still had Barrett and Williamson on the court, the consensus #1 and #2 overall picks in the next draft. Plus how many 5* players? The Cuse currently has none. Even Battle was a 4* guy. Duke should still have beaten Cuse handily tonight at home. Syracuse just played an exceptional game.

Got all three things tonight we need to be a tourney team. 1. A contribution from Frank Howard. He was HUGE in the 2nd half. Scored, I believe, 8 or 9 in a row, played awesome defense, and ran the offense. 2. CHUKWU!! He didn’t play great, but had a few great moments. I believe 17 boards?! Those free throws in OT? Wow. 3. Perimeter shooting. Enough said. In the words of Clark W. Griswold....”If I woke up tomorrow with my face sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.”

You mean like cabin air filters? Cigarette filters? Yeah, but what do filters have to do with this broad?

See! She’s got a face like a frying pan, but definitely do-able ? Never determine a “would ya” based solely on a mug shot ?

Was standing outside a house party that was getting broken up by the police. I was a junior in HS. I decided I’d flick a beer cap in the direction of a cop who was standing there. Amazingly, it smacked him right between the eyes. I spent the night in jail after they called my parents. Fortunate for me, my uncle was a police captain. He walked in the cell, looked at me and laughed, and shut the door ?

If we were in the dome tonight, I’d say we had a puncher’s chance, but we’ll get throttled at Cameron. I’ll watch anyway.

It’s not for everyone I guess. My sister hated it and only made it through half of one episode. She thought it was dumb, but she also thinks most comedies are dumb. My BIL loved it, and after he finished seasons 1 & 2, ordered the rest on DVD.

Since my wife and I have been together, we have “rescued” all of our dogs with mixed results. The first was a mini dachshund named Guinness. He was a good dog and we loved him very much, but had to foster him to another family when we moved to Alaska in 2010. Our current dog, a shepherd mix, we adopted about a year ago. Came up to VT from a kill shelter down in SC. When we brought her home she wouldn’t even come near me or look at me. She was great with the wife and kids, but as much as I tried to be sweet to her, she still to this day rarely will even engage with me. It’s very clear that somewhere along the way she was abused by an adult male. It sucks. I often say to her jokingly (and my kids get a kick out of it) “I not going to kill you today, Cricket, not today.....” ?

It must have been mentioned in this thread somewhere, but Letterkenny on Hulu is friggin hilarious. Seasons 1 & 2 on Hulu (I believe there are 5 or 6) with more to be released.

Depends on the naughty girl....

Yep. Remember, mug shots take at least 2-3 points off the 1-10 hotness scale ?