Johnny Hammersticks

I was waiting at this “elitist” tennis club in Martha’s Vineyard. I waited on all kinds of celebrities...Val Kilmer, Meg Ryan, Henry Kissinger, Liza Minnelli, Harvey Weinstein (lots of stories about Harv) to name a few.... All of the wait staff would draw straws to see who got to wait on old lady Singer. Her family invented the Singer sewing machine. She was such a B word, and was a really crappy tipper for a multi-billionaire. Anyway, I was forced to wait on her during a lunch shift. She had 7 or 8 old bags with her. The group had just finished their soup/salad course, and their entrees were coming out, so I began to clear their plates. There was one woman who had like 2 spoonfuls if chowder left in her cup. When I reached for the first salad plate, old lady Singer grabbed me by my wrist and screamed in my face “Don’t you dare touch a plate on my table until everyone is finished!!” I wanted to crawl under the table...

Indeed they are. My girlfriend during my undergrad years went to Cornell. I lived with her 2 summers in a row. Love Ithaca.

I know many of you guys are Cornell alums, but have you heard how the Cortaca Jug (Cortland vs Ithaca) game is going to be played at MetLife Stadium in November 2019? That’s awesome. Great rivalry.

Might I add just an incredible person. Chatted with him for a while at TC. Great dude and funny.

Have you been to a concert in the past 10 years? Most people watch the show through their iPhones. Pisses me off.

I don’t know if any similar transgressions, but he does have a reputation as a guy who doesn’t necessarily give his 110% on the field all the time. That is worrisome to me.

I give this one a “probably” pending additional phitographic evidence. She’s a mug shot 6 right now.

Just don’t take away his jacket!!!!

Well, duh? Thanks for this laser sharp insight ?

Best pass rusher available or Greedy Williams. My dream is that Josh Allen falls to us, but that is unrealistic. Not a fan of any of the OT’s or WR’s at 9.

Wow...Kudos to Buzz, and what he’s done with that Hokies team. They play a tenacious and physical brand of pressure man defense. Also, Cuse isn’t going to beat too many teams that shoot 75% from 3 point range. Tech happens to have 3 sharp shooters, and even their mediocre shooters were burying shots from NBA range. That said, I thought JB actually made some nice adjustments at the half. Extended the zone, and started to attack the rim with Battle and Brissett rather than chuck 3’s. Had the Hokies on the ropes for a bit. Unfortunately, it was not Syracuse’s night and Tech was fantastic. Clearly that fan base is stoked up, and the house was rockin. Good for them. I still think we’re much better than we played last night. Go ?

All the QB’s in this game...tuuuuuurrible!

Don’t you have threads to police? Posters to report? Wannabe moderator...???

Here’s perhaps a controversial opinion. Unless someone is harming you, mind your own friggin business. We have mods here to sort these types of things out.

He’s speaking in tongues again. Probably locked himself in the garage with the car running. Put the phone down and open a window, exiled!!

I wouldn’t complain at all if he gave me a million dollars. In fact, I’d take him to KFC to share a bucket of extra crispy ?

When we liven in Alaska we would fly back to NY about twice per year. It was typically anywhere between 18-25 hours of total travel time including flights and layovers. Was especially hard the first year when my son was less than a year old. I recall smelling really bad of BO when we finally arrived in Syracuse. I’m surprised I never got kicked off an airplane...lol.

Did I mention that the school bus is full of blind midgets and drums of kerosene?

I’m sure. People always misinterpret my school bus colliding with a bus full of puppies quip.

He who smelt it, didn’t necessarily dealt it.

Looks like most girls at the gym. That said...doesn’t she look like she has that “Rocky Dennis” disease?

A friend went to Sandals in Montego Bay this past June with his fiancé. Said it was unreal nice, and the food was the best he ever experienced at an all-inclusive. You’re gonna love it.

Love me some Adam Levine!!

There are those out there that won’t wear “traditional” deodorant due to potentially harmful chemicals such as aluminum chlorohydrate. Like Tom’s all natural deodorant. I have a friend like this, and he is far from being a hippie. Just kind of a health nut. Anyway, in October this friend rode along with my wife and I to a wedding in DC. Especially on the way home, the deodorant just didn’t work, and my car smelled like BO. The smell took about a week to go away completely. It was disgusting.

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