Johnny Hammersticks

He’s speaking in tongues again. Probably locked himself in the garage with the car running. Put the phone down and open a window, exiled!!

I wouldn’t complain at all if he gave me a million dollars. In fact, I’d take him to KFC to share a bucket of extra crispy ?

When we liven in Alaska we would fly back to NY about twice per year. It was typically anywhere between 18-25 hours of total travel time including flights and layovers. Was especially hard the first year when my son was less than a year old. I recall smelling really bad of BO when we finally arrived in Syracuse. I’m surprised I never got kicked off an airplane...lol.

Did I mention that the school bus is full of blind midgets and drums of kerosene?

I’m sure. People always misinterpret my school bus colliding with a bus full of puppies quip.

He who smelt it, didn’t necessarily dealt it.

Looks like most girls at the gym. That said...doesn’t she look like she has that “Rocky Dennis” disease?

A friend went to Sandals in Montego Bay this past June with his fiancé. Said it was unreal nice, and the food was the best he ever experienced at an all-inclusive. You’re gonna love it.

Love me some Adam Levine!!

There are those out there that won’t wear “traditional” deodorant due to potentially harmful chemicals such as aluminum chlorohydrate. Like Tom’s all natural deodorant. I have a friend like this, and he is far from being a hippie. Just kind of a health nut. Anyway, in October this friend rode along with my wife and I to a wedding in DC. Especially on the way home, the deodorant just didn’t work, and my car smelled like BO. The smell took about a week to go away completely. It was disgusting.

You're biasssssssss'd

Oh, I’ve seen enough there to be able to confirm that sentiment. That’s why you stay on the resorts with the beautiful beaches and endless booze/food. Go snorkeling. Maybe a booze cruise. Hell, I had a taxi driver rob me at knife point in the Bahamas. A lot of those Caribbean islands are sketchy.

So, you got married again 3 years ago? ?

Funny. I loved Negril, Jamaica and hated Punta Cana. That being said, we tend to stay on the resort for the most part. The beaches are much nicer in Jamaica, IMO.

In that case, I’d do it in a heartbeat for a 2nd rounder and change.

I think we have to know how much of his contract we would have to eat in order to even formulate an opinion about this. Essentially, we are trading cap $ for draft picks. OP....what are the specifics of his contract?

Fair enough...and just for context how old are you? I’m turning 40 in a couple weeks, and I have a young daughter (which changes your perception about these things). I guess I would (if single) “date” a girl in her early-mid 20’s, but it would depend a great deal on her maturity level. I work with a really hot 25 year old teacher who also is really mature, educated, and classy. She would get it.

....and what about the ones you wax your carrot to on youporn?

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I’m sure some are. Others are manicured on purpose to be that thin <shudder>.

Larry Enticer is one of my favorite YouTube personalities.

Probably true...lol. The really thin ones creep me out. The ones that look like they were drawn on by a Sharpie.

Such a turn off for me. Those overly manicured apostrophes above her eyes are hideous. That said...who wouldn’t? I wonder how old she is though...17-18?

Looks like 1:00 on NFLN

You should persist. Season one is good...season 2 is AMAZING!