Johnny Hammersticks

Can identify every single member of the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC just by looking at their balloon knots.

I’ve heard a lot of Malachi Rich comparisons. Yeah, Hop appears to have been the recruiting genius that landed most of those big fish. I think Red Autry and GMac do their best, but they aren’t Hop. We kept the wrong coach!

From what I can gather his recruitment went really quickly. I think we were one of the first to offer, then Oregon, then Kentucky ?, then things got out of hand. I don’t think there was much interest on his end. He’s going to be a beast though.

I would say our chances are like one in a million ?

I always do a shot after Bills TD’s. Hasn’t really worked ?

Any chance those are real? I mean, her claims about the need for scheduled maintainance and upkeep of operating systems seems plausible, but is this actually a smart move financially? Might be fake.

As did I, but then the hype faded at the end of the season. Kinda reminds me of Dez.

Keto Crotch is a real thing.

Strangely, I’d take a cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee over Starbucks coffee any day. If I’m picking up a cup on the go in the middle of the day it’s usually Green Mountain Coffee - Dark Magic. Hey man! As far as I know the mo-fo’s tip top!

How I Met Your Mother and the B***h Burnt My Bagel.

I was bummed when Wilfred got cancelled after S4.

You obviously don’t understand the intricacies of conditioned aversions. Your world is so much more acidic above the shoulders....some mustard *****.

No friggin way. Just stop. ?

I can’t even look at egg salad. I’ll throw up. Weird thing from childhood. In 3rd or 4th grade we had assigned seats for lunch. I sat directly across from this kid with giant braces who ate an egg salad sandwich, seemingly, every single day for lunch. The egg bits dripping from his braces and flying all over the damn place ? My wife makes it once in a while. I can’t even smell it.

From my head down to my legs! Eggs Benedict is my fav. My wife’s deviled eggs are delish too. Could put down a couple dozen of those delicious nuggets.

Wow. No.

Eh...sure.

She killed herself because of itchy eyes? WTF?!

He’s ears deep in something. No time for us anymore.

I was thinking the same thing. Did they really need to describe the “setup” of the sex room? ?

The key to making big money in the NFL is that 2nd contract. Paradis has played well enough where he should get a fairly substantial 3-4 year deal. Why would he give that up for a 1 year deal?

That is actually not, not funny....

You know that I know that I didn’t mean it like....whatever ? Facing Duke you see Zion Williamson, Barrett, Reddish, and Young. Clearly elite, NBA ready talent. Facing UNC you notice White. He is a gamer, although he’s going to have to be a spectacular shooter to make it in the NBA (I wouldn’t bet against him). I guess I expected to see a little more from Johnson and Little. But hey, good to be a Heels fan right now!

Perhaps for teams looking to trade up ahead of the Giants for Haskins?

If you’re a former assistant college wrestling coach who had direct knowledge that your wrestlers were being sexually assaulted by the team physician, yet you did nothing...you probably shouldn’t be a Congressman.