Johnny Hammersticks

That’s what I’m hearing as well. Buh bye Oshae. Best of luck.

Doesn’t taking zinc supplements shorten the life span of a cold? I heard that somewhere.

That sucks. Any idea of potential candidates?

I’m not sure. His stance on the notion of playing for Buffalo has not yet been covered on social media. I meant Rosenhaus was holding AB’s tallywacker. AB is far to important and talented to hold his own junk while peeing. Common man!

Old school standing red buffalo. He was also holding a photo of Marv Levy with devil horns and a Hitler mustache drawn on it. Forgot about that.

Oh yeah, he called his chili dog a sandwich, and he eats boneless chicken wings with ranch while hating buffalo. I forgot.

Apparently he really hates Buffalo. Not just the city, but the organization and fans also. After he got done urinating on it (Rosenhaus was holding it for him), he took it by the brim and farted on it. Then he burned it, went to Sonic, and got a chili dog and a strawberry limeade. Sorry I don’t have a link. Does this make you angry?

Uggh...can we just move on? Does anyone really care what this butthead thinks about Buffalo?

Yeah, I agree not the likely play here. Unless they want to move Tremaine to SOLB, and Lorax to DE. Obviously not an area of need, but the kid is hella talented. Might be hard to pass up on him. To your point about having to groom a different “QB of the defense,” I agree that this would be less than ideal. I honestly think it’s going to be edge or DT if we stay at 9.

I just naturally assume that everyone and everything is covered in ***** and fecal matter.

Can’t let him leave on 4/2 without a commit. Again, I’m hearing that the coaches feel very confident that he will commit on his visit. Obvious physical differences, but his low post game kind of reminds me of Fab Melo.

Snigger? Isn’t it snicker?

I expect for us to draft at least 2. Devin White would be tremendous at 9. Could play mike and will in our defense, IMO.

Was it his poop? Someone else's poop? Dog poop? Did he spread it on or just smoosh it between the slices of bread? Condiments? So many questions....

Sneak into the board room when no one is around and put some raw shrimp inside a curtain rod. You’ll thank me in about 2 days.

He got better at setting the edge and stopping the run in 2018. He’s still not a good pass rusher, and we need legit pass rushers at both DE spots in this defense. I can’t see them picking up Shaq’s 5th year option. He’s a rotational player at best in this defense.

Has a part time job as a clown for children’s parties. His specialty is making anatomically correct balloon animals.

I agree with this, but he’s got potential and we have scholarships.

Good lord, we would have gotten destroyed by Gonzaga ?

Has his own YouTube channel exclusively featuring home videos of small children falling off bicycles.

Owns the world record at 72’ 7” for distance firing a ping pong ball out of his rectum.

I hear Edwards is pretty much a lock. Will likely commit during his official visit 4/1-4/2. He’s embarrassingly light in the ass for his height, but he does appear to have a pretty slick low-post game. Good 4 year prospect. Bummed we’re going to lose out on Tre Mitchell. Looks like UMASS. We got in on him way too late in the game.

Again, there is a lot more to their “falling out” than just Frank Howard. And also, I honestly don’t know what their personal relationship is like today. Maybe you misread my previous posts ?

There’s A LOT more to the story, man. More than I’m willing to talk about here. I’m honestly not sure what JB and Hop’s relationship is like these days.

January 2020 is my understanding. But I read that when he first decided to transfer to UW. Things could have changed since then. I was told that Frank was a complete a-hole to Quade on his visit, which culminated in a pretty vicious verbal altercation. Apparently, Frank finally took some swings at Green at a party, but it was promptly broken up. This destroyed the locker room, and eventually, created a huge divide between JB and Hop.