Johnny Hammersticks

I’m fine with both. I am, however, in favor of retiring “quick first step,” “lunch pail guy,” and “high motor.”

Good, because I hear Brienne is a power top. Jaime Lannister found out the hard way. Might want to bring a towel to bite ?

We can’t all screw supermodels every day like you ?

1. Ehhh....I’ve done worse. 2. Hard pass. She looks like the girl from The Exorcist.

I believe Maynard said some time this summer.

She said “Dracarys” which means dragonfire.

The St Lawrence market in old town is awesome. So many different types of foods and other crafts/goods. The wife and I spent 2 or 3 hours there the last time we were in TO.

He has a home in Ithaca. I used to live with my girlfriend (who went to Cornell) during the summers, and I would stock shelves at Wegmans part time for a little extra coin. Chris was constantly in the place, and was very friendly. I didn’t know he was a Bills fan.

A local woman here just opened a “gentlemen’s salon” near my home. They specialize in men’s haircuts, old school shaves, and beard trimmings. They also have an extra deal where you get a shoulder and neck massage. Sounds like an interesting place. The owner is a former bartender at night/hairdresser at day. Complete smoke show. The only weird thing about the place is that the 3 girls who work there (all young attractive women) wear very scantily clad uniforms. I’m talking cleavage popping out the top of their low-cut v neck shirts and yoga pants. Of course my wife has already warned me to stick with Sport Clips. If I went to the new gentlemen’s salon, I would probably be sleeping in the guest bedroom for a week. Might be worth it though? ??

Pics?

When you get to Cape Town you should go out on a shark watching tour. Isn’t that where all the cool great whites hang out during spring break?

I first heard Undertow at Hobart lacrosse camp. I think I was in 8th or 9th grade. Fell in love with that album. I like them all for different reasons. I think you could argue that Carey is among the elite drummers of all time. Some folks think Maynard is one of the best male singers of all time. Perhaps my favorite band member is Justin Chancellor. Not the most talented bass player around, but I love his groove.

There still is no release date to my knowledge. I think most are hoping this summer? I don’t know it to be true, but I heard that they’re going to put their entire catalogue on Spotify before the album drops.

?‍♂️ Can’t wait!

I remember when I was a young kid my dad always took me to “Joe the *****.” No matter what you asked him for you always got the same haircut. He had playboy magazines though. I think Joe’s mags were my first exposure to porn. I was like 5 or 6 ?

The “waste” from your cannabis vaporizer actually makes kick ass edibles. Just save up about a cup, put in the crockpot on low with olive oil, and use in your favorite brownie recipe! Life hacks!

16.95 at Sport Clips plus a 5.00 tip.

NSFW: Language

Probably crack. Was it rolled up in paper or was it a pipe?

If you’re constantly sitting on your balls when you take a dump <yeeouch!>, bring a small stick or board to the bathroom with you to hold your junk up while you sit down.

I’m not a shrimp head, I just like the way they smell.

That’s a tranny if I’ve ever seen one.

Whatsa matter, you don’t like ***** jokes? ?

You have the Eiffel Tower in your sweatpants, or are you just happy to see me?