Johnny Hammersticks

How do you bring a lady home if you live in a pod with 4 other stinky dirt bags? I guess you don’t....

Looks like Keith Richards if he got run over by a dump truck and drowned 12 times.

Dude....just....stop.

Seared ham steaks, asparagus, and spaghetti squash. Got my hands on some Weber’s mustard for the ham. Should be good.

I wonder if @YoloinOhio has the inside scoop on this bird?

I don’t know why you think our defense is going to be so terrible....?

I would support this.

Yes. Just as long as you don’t throw up all over my shower. Otherwise we’re good. Great skiing, hiking, and beer tours here too. I might have to look into Airbnb.

Absolutely, brotha! No one knows what Beane is really thinking. I wouldn’t be surprised if we traded up for a Q Williams or a Josh Allen, I wouldn’t be shocked if we traded back, and I wouldn’t be shocked if we took Hock, Metcalf, Oliver or Jonas Williams at 9.

I’m more comfortable with our DT group (Star, Harrison, Jordan Phillips) than I am with our DE group (Hughes, Murphy, Lawson, Yarborough). Both position groups need bolstering regardless. I’m going with 4-3 DE if it’s BOA at 9 unless somehow Williams or Oliver are there.

Fair point. I will counter with what is the drop off from Ed Oliver to Jeff Tillery as opposed to the drop off from Hock to Irv Smith?

It feels somewhat deflating, although I know what my bride is thinking. Now we can have both sets of grandparents stay with us for holidays/events. I still want a room where I can lock the door, put my headphones on to some Zepplin, and smoke a bowl. Is that too much to ask? Maybe I should remind my wife that I make over 25K more than her per year. Then maybe she will understand that I have needs too. That should go well, right?

Or you could just, like, ignore the thread and move on. Why does this make you so mad? Now quit being a little female dog...

We have a playroom that my kids never, ever use. I asked my wife if we could turn it into my man-cave and she said we need another guest bedroom. Apparently we’re opening a bed & breakfast.

I think you’re probably correct.

Darnold showed flashes of very good QB play on a very bad team, and Eli proved that his arm is dead AND he’s playing on a very bad team. As silly as the notion of a “hindsight re-draft” might be, I think the Giants would reconsider their choice if given the opportunity. Hell, they might even take Allen over Barkley if allowed a do-over.

Because they need a QB, and Darnold was one of the best in a pretty darn strong QB class. I’m not a big fan of taking RB’s early. Especially in the first 15-20 picks of the first round. JMO.

...and the Giants still take Barkley over Darnold? No way.

Exciting prospect and fun to watch. Serious question for those who want him at 9....do you really see this kid as a 4-3 DE in McD’s system? Doesn’t seem to have the prototypical size, and he beefed up to his combine weight. Personally, I see him as a SOLB in this defense.

No. Too much for a 4-3 DE who can’t get after the QB.

Yeah, I’m in the just draft an edge rusher at 9 camp. It’s definitely the play here.

I think there is a chance Devin White falls to 9.

No way in hell. Paris Campbell is the best WR in this class, IMO, and he isn’t worth the #9 overall pick. If they take anything other than DT, DE, or OT at 9 I would be stunned.

Huh? Why Williams I wonder? With all the improvements we've made along the offensive line (especially the interior), wouldn't you think they'd want to draft a day 1 starter at 9 overall? Maybe they truly view him as a LT? I just don't see him being successful at either OT position due to lack of size/strength, but I'm certainly no expert. Everything I'm reading lately has him slotted as an OG. I've even heard C might be his best position in the NFL. I can see Dillard and Oliver, but I can't imagine why they'd be considering Williams at 9.

Seems reasonable. I like it! ?