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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. That depends. Do you want to be able to hear colors and speak to animals?
  2. Looks like her parents fed her with a sling shot when she was a baby.
  3. I would be able to ignore the Bezos reptile slime all over her for that $$$$$!! My wife would be cool with it.
  4. I got nothin...sorry.
  5. I felt a few up in Alaska. They were mostly down in the Kenai and I was up in Fairbanks, but even the small ones made the pictures on the wall rattle. It really is a surreal experience. I can’t even imagine going through a big one.
  6. While I agree that all jobs are good...”dope ass jobs”? lol I am, BTW, not a fan of a downtown stadium. Build a state of the art, retractable roof studium right next to New Era.
  7. I don’t think I know anyone here that has central AC. It’s about 95 degrees out right now, but it only gets this hot maybe 20 days out of the year. I have small window units in all the bedrooms.
  8. Good lord my eyes!!!!! After clicking on that link I was forced to gouge them out with a spork!!!
  9. This is just awful. I can’t help but wonder what the EMTs used to amputate his arm ??
  10. Is that Kaepernick peeking in the window flipping the middle finger?
  11. Oh, god bless this great country.
  12. I second this. Well, with the exception of doing stuff to Teef’s wife’s face of course. That is, unless they’re into that type of thing ?
  13. Zeppelin BBC Sessions are awesome.
  14. Yeah, she’s a rare no friggin way for me. Florida just seems to suck these shitbags down there like a roach trap.
  15. I’m skeptical. I think Marek will play a lot of Center this year. Edwards might be able to bang with Colgate and Cleveland State, but that rail thin body against ACC competition? Yikes. Promising, but I would be stunned if he were a contributor in 19-20.
  16. I can’t believe no other mentions for Oswego Harbor Fest...
  17. I wonder exactly how “special needs” this 15 year old actually is? Are we talking window licker or reading disability?
  18. That would be shocking. I think he bit off a little more than he could chew.
  19. https://www.syracuse.com/news/2019/07/electrocuted-squirrel-hung-in-there-as-grossed-out-eastwood-neighbors-blew-a-fuse.html Comments at the end are fantastic...
  20. Pizza crust is unnecessary and it sucks! Sauce and cheese all the way to the edges....New Haven Conn style. I hate this thread.
  21. You’re a 75 year old 45 year old!!
  22. Only light beer I can drink anymore (in volume) is Miller Lite. Not sure why. Used to drink Blue Light all the time.
  23. Do you know anybody like that? Wanna be friends? My name is Johnny. Some people call me Hammersharts. You’re welcome to use my shower WHENEVER you are in Vermont. Cheers man.
  24. What is she running? A veritable porn den over there?! Get ahold of your bride, Exx
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