Johnny Hammersticks

Now if we can land Andre Jackson...that ‘20 class could really be outstanding.

Yawn...if you’re looking for kicks, trying frying a few pounds of bacon naked.

I have wanted to, but have never done anything disgusting to anyone’s food. I just couldn’t bring myself to do that, and I’ve had some epically mean/cheap customers. I will say, however, that I also live by the rule “you don’t ***** with people who handle your food.” I’ve been in their shoes. If I don’t like the food and/or the service, I still pay my check and tip. I don’t run to Yelp to bash the restaurant. I just never return.

Used to be a waiter during college. There was a family that used to come in for dinner every Friday night at 9:30 (we closed at 10:00). They weren’t jerks like some customers, but we used to fight over who had to wait on them. There were usually 6 or 7 of them, and their check would typically be north of $200. Problem was, for their tip they would always leave $5 and a Jesus pamphlet. I wanted to put rat poison in their food most nights.

Musta been some good weed! Serious thought....am I to be as outraged about the DV aspect of this given that it was between 2 women? Please, someone tell me how to feel ?

https://247sports.com/Player/Woody-Newton-46049423/ ‘20 4 Star (ranked 74 in class) forward Woody Newton to announce tomorrow. I’m hearing he’s liking ?. Would be a good get. Potential 5 star guy by the time he graduates, and will likely grow a couple more inches. Reminds me a lot of Chris McCullough.

Bad hombres.

Isn’t weed legal in WA? What the heck is this guy doing hiding balloons of it up his ass for? ?

Yeah, but I heard their sloppy joes are off the hook!

I agree, in that I love this recruiting class. Red and Gmac worked hard to put together a very solid, but unheralded, recruiting class. We are pretty much loaded up from 1-4. But who’s our center? Marek, Sidibe? I’m concerned about the 5.

Based on his performance during his freshman year and his combine performance, I am feeling more and more that losing Brissett is huge. There must have been some off the court drama going on because he sucked during his sophomore season.

I doubt he makes the 53. Anyone know if Chad has any PS eligibility left?

We usually rent a house in Wells Beach, Maine every August. Right in the middle of a few great beaches and loads of stuff to do for the kids. I also love the cape, but haven’t been there since my first child was born. I love the North Atlantic beaches in the summertime.

Both of them look horrible, IMO. Fun idea though.

Weird but serious question. How do you clean/disinfect them after they come out?

@ExiledInIllinois is a full blown sociopath. Just smile and nod if you ever meet him, and please don’t mention the bits of egg salad in his beard. He will eat your face off.

Funny, I rarely eat eggs for breakfast. I guess I rarely eat anything substantial for breakfast. Cup of coffee or tea, and a granola bar is my go-to. I usually will have eggs for a quick lunch or a late dinner. Fried over easy with crispy sour dough toast. My wife buys the Eggland’s Best which are supposed to be better quality than normal store brand. I don’t think I’d be able to tell the difference if I had to take the egg “Pepsi challenge.”

This lady at work raises her own egg laying chickens and sells dozens at the office. I think she sells them for $5 a dozen (free range, organic, blah blah). People just gobble them up. I can’t get past the unusual shape and color of her eggs. Some are brown, some are speckled, some are whitish tan color. And there are some that are spherical like ping pong balls, and others that are oblong and weird shaped. Stuff creeps me out. No thanks.

Cannot determine based on the mug shot. Looks like a perfectly decent slam pig to me ?

Oh. Cool.

What is the heck are you talking about?

I’d chrow it in ‘er.

This is very sad. RIP Pancho.

One of my greatest shots ever might have been one of my worst, but the entertainment value was top notch. I was playing a best ball tourney as part of my college buddy’s stag party. The rule was if you didn’t hit your tee shot past the ladies tee box, you had to play the rest of the hole with your pants around your ankles. I was teeing off and somehow hit my shot almost 100 yards in the air...almost straight above my head. This shot defied the laws of physics!! Anyway, there were about 10 people watching and I could hear them start to laugh and cheer. My shot hit the ground hard and proceeded to roll, literally, about a half a foot in front of the ladies tee box. The crowd was very disappointed. Phew!