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Did Toronto touch your balls when you didn’t want them to?
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Notable Nexflix / Amazon / Premium Channel Series & Movies
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Heitz's topic in Off the Wall
Okay, so IMO, all 3 new Black Mirror episodes sucked a fat one. Anyone else watch these yet? It’s almost as if they didn’t even try... -
we dropped to #2, and they literally dropped #2
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Pete's topic in Off the Wall Archives
That’s called an “upper decker.” -
Yeah, but those 297 are some bad hombres!! Probably MS-13. Here’s one for you Teddy my man. Let’s say you had a young child. Five year old Teddy Jr. Of course Teddy Jr admires his father, so for Christmas he asks for a sweet new toy lawnmower made by Fisher Price. Well, the good people of Fisher Price announce that they manufactured 5 million new toy lawnmowers for the holiday season, but 297 of them are faulty and will eat your child’s face off. Tell me. Do you take the risk and buy Teddy Jr the toy lawnmower anyway?
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we dropped to #2, and they literally dropped #2
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Pete's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Oh good lord....? -
What's Your "Go-To" Dish to Cook?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to NoHuddleKelly12's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I like making bacon wrapped chicken breasts. Just wrap em in bacon and bake at 375 for 25-30 minutes until bacon is crispy. Sauté up some garlic mushrooms and sweet sassy molassy!! Side of steamed asparagus. Bacon keeps the chicken moist and flavorful. My wife puts this balsamic reduction sauce on it. So easy, quick and delicious. -
Notable Nexflix / Amazon / Premium Channel Series & Movies
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Heitz's topic in Off the Wall
The first new episode of Black Mirror was just dumb. Miley Cyrus is gross. Just bad.... -
How competitive are you?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to RochesterRob's topic in Off the Wall Archives
The latter....peurto ricans don’t wear sweatpant. -
How competitive are you?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to RochesterRob's topic in Off the Wall Archives
How competitive? I once broke a puero rican dude’s leg for sweatpant money. -
Jets hire Joe Douglas as GM
Johnny Hammersticks replied to YoloinOhio's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Is this the guy the brought in to wrestle Greggo? -
White trash: North Carolina style
Johnny Hammersticks replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
I was waiting for grandma to drop the people’s elbow on one of those *****! -
we dropped to #2, and they literally dropped #2
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Pete's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I’ve probably done worse than sharing a bed with poopie foot. -
we dropped to #2, and they literally dropped #2
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Pete's topic in Off the Wall Archives
What might be more disgusting is my buddy visiting from home hooked up with her....and he knew...and didn’t care ? -
Happy National Donut Day
Johnny Hammersticks replied to EmotionallyUnstable's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Not a huge donut guy, but every year when we go apple picking the orchard makes fresh apple cider donuts. Right out of the fryer and into a paper bag. There is a line for about a half a mile. I can easily eat a dozen by myself with a half gallon of apple cider. -
we dropped to #2, and they literally dropped #2
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Pete's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Female exchange student in college from India would poop in the shower and smoosh it down the drain with her foot. The girls caught her doing it after an investigation. True story. Apparently, it is a thing they do there. -
White trash: North Carolina style
Johnny Hammersticks replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
That’s where a lot of the rich people live who work in Charlotte. A lot of them from the northeast ? -
Pit Bulls may not even be the most aggressive breed of dog, but they are the ones who can and will do the most damage if they do snap. I had a mini dauchshund that we had to put down. Despite spending thousands of dollars on trainers, vets, a pet “psychologist,” psychotropic medications...she bit 5 people before we had to make that difficult decision. Fortunate for us, her bites were tiny and largely harmless. I think she only broke the skin once and just barely. Chows, chihuahuas, collies, and cocker spaniels can ask be very aggressive breeds. Unfortunate for PB’s is that they are so big/strong and attack so relentlessly and violently...their worst attacks tend to make national news. I think Pitts are beautiful and I have found them generally to be very sweet and loyal dogs (although I have never owned one). I would never, however, let my children near one...especially one that I don’t know extremely well. Maybe less of a chance that they get attacked by a chihuahua, but at least the chihuahua wouldn’t leave them disfigured for life or dead.