Johnny Hammersticks

That phony phone call where they had that female intern call him and ask about meeting up for sex was pretty disturbingly hilarious. Dude is twisted.

She was down at the Doll House in Myrtle when we were down there for a bachelor party weekend. I saw her once, but she was mostly doing high $ private “shows” for rich dudes up in the VIP suites. Definitely not working hard doing lap dances for $20 a song ? She looks aright, but there were probably 50 hotter strippers in the place that night.

Wow. I am actually jealous. Enjoy!

Yes, it was actually very good. One of the more “adult friendly” kids movies I’ve seen in a while, and I see them ALL.....

I wish just once my wife would ask me “What do you want to do for Father’s Day?” That would be nice. I would like to go fishing with the kids or on a family hike, for example. Instead, I get to go watch Secret Life of Pets and then go to a habachi dinner with another family. I don’t even like the other family we’re going with, and I HATE habachi! Oh well, such is life I suppose. I’ll just drink heavily and smile. Father’s Day is not about fathers. Stop lying to us.

How many fathers out there actually get to stuff they want to do on Father’s Day? I wake up this morning to my daughter saying “Guess what daddy...we’re going to see Secret Life of Pets for Father’s Day!” Lovely...

I blame cow farts.

Turns out....Lake Ontario is a filthy *****.

Simple. There’s been a lot of rain. The lakes are high. No need for quantum thermodynamics here. What impact, if any, will this have on the Asian carp population?

What in the actual ***** is this?

S3 of Black Mirror sucked donkey balls.

Reference to pit bull thread. Perhaps poorly executed? Oh well. I enjoy myself.

Anyone ever try blood sausage? The name is kind of off putting, but I bet it is delicious. How do you prepare it? Where do you find it?

I would content that a Chihuahua could just as easily squeeze your coin purse until it bleeds.

Hill Farmstead Edward is all I’ve been drinking lately. Although I haven’t really been drinking a lot of beer because the weather has been crappy. Four more days of work, and then I’m off for the summer. Wife and I are doing a beer tour some time in July. Freshman year of college 1997-98 Milwaukee’s Best Ice was $2.99 for a 12 pack at the price chopper down the road. My innards took a beatin, but it was cheap and did the trick!

Devin? lol Seriously, I witnessed this happen to a friend when we were young children ??

She’ll squeeze your ball bag til it bleeds. Edit: Better looking than I expected also.

ANY potential for my genitals to be mutilated is an automatic deal breaker. No ***** way.

St. Lawrence Market in Toronto is absolutely lovely.

Knobby knees too.

If KD didn’t want jeers from the crowd, he wouldn’t have been such a wuss and hurt his Achilles. He probably is faking anyway. He knew the Warriors are toast and wanted to start the offseason early.

Sounds like he’s trying to be a show off.

Went through a bad break up when I was in my early 20’s. I was in love and tried to hang on too long, which just made things worse for both of us. She made it clear that she loved me very much, but wanted to “spread her wings” a little as we had been together for almost 5 years. I was starting grad school at SUNY Oswego, and she was in her final year of undergrad at Cornell beginning to look at law schools. I was an absolute mess for a while. Even dating other girls didn’t help in the short term. The hardest part was that she wanted to keep in touch, which just destroyed me every time I spoke with her. It was so bad I delayed going to grad school for a year and moved to Rochester and lived with a couple of my close buddies. Being far away and somewhat cut off from her helped. Long story short...she called me out of the blue about 2 years later. She was emotional and expressed that she had made a huge mistake, and was wondering if there was any way possible that we could work things out. I was in a brief relationship with a really great girl at the time, so I told her thanks but no thanks. That was such a weight lifted off my shoulders...the feeling in my soul that I didn’t need her to complete me anymore. We still keep in touch here and there. She ended up marrying a great guy. We were actually lacrosse teammates in HS and somewhat friends. We both have successful careers and beautiful families. Time heals all wounds I guess.

He talked about this once in an interview with Howard Stern. Pretty funny. Murray gives zero *****.

My Mom was cheering for the KD injury for at least 15 minutes. Was it before or after that?