Johnny Hammersticks

For every beautiful, supermodel looking girlfriend out there, there is a guy who is sick of her *****. That said...I would be happy to have her make me “miserable” for a few weeks. I could handle it.

I would smash that...especially after she and her pals go on a meth bender. Spice it up a bit.

Carhartt pants/shorts, a “Don’t New Jersey Vermont” or “Keep Vermont Weird” t-shirt, shoes made of free-range fibers, and a Patagonia trucker hat. Get it right...

I was doing fruit and herb. This time it was strawberry and basil or grapefruit and mint. Muddle the fruit and herb together lightly and then shake up with Tito’s and a whisper of vermouth.

We had a little get together last night for my wife’s birthday. I was on the grill and making summer martinis, and she was making appetizers. She did these watermelon wedges topped with a few crumbles of Roquefort, a few drops of good balsamic, and a sprinkle of sea salt. They were a hit! Never thought watermelon and blue cheese would go together.

My first thought....maybe lube he used to wax his carrot?

There was a lot going through his head at the time.

She’s either looking to get laid, or she’s looking for some horny schmuck to provide her with some free landscaping.

Clearly you missed the “Toronto is a horrible city” thread. If you fall down and get hurt there, they don’t ask you if you’re alright, they just point and laugh ?

That list is just plain dumb. You can get Sip o Sunshine basically anywhere now. Instead of a 518 lunch this summer, we should do a 518-802 Beer tour. That would be a lot of fun. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/20681/237200/ Had a few of these ^^^ last night at the advice of the bartender. Great beer to have with dinner. Outstanding depth of taste for an American style Ale.

When Turbo is wrong, he is actually right. He’s like a pale, bald Yoda.

Sharks have also jumped the shark. They need their own week?

I guess one product of this thread is that we’re seeing who all the old farts are.

Darius Bazley to OKC at pick 23 in the first round ? Will Brissett sneak into the 1st round? Hope so.

Why not just move the team to Montreal? This is just dumb. They’re actually a competitive team right now, and they can’t support them? Trash....

Sometimes you accidentally run over a human. Might as well take their torso for a ride and drink some tequila, no?

WTF.....?

Get Gugny to say something good about Tyrod Taylor.

Dangerfield and Kinison. I remember my brother gave me a Sam Kinison comedy tape when I was in 3rd or 4th grade. Wore that thing out. And Rodney is just the best ever, IMO.

I think it’s more mental than anything else with Carey. He clearly has the raw talent. Can he overcome his mental challenges? That’s thought to do. So much more challenging than improving skill wise. I wish the best for Jalen, but I’m not betting the farm that he is our starting PG next year.

And yet the shape of her head....and those chompers. Only so much you can polish that turd.

No, it’s not. It’s produced but not scripted. What are you talking about?

Yes. I propose a full mental health evaluation prior to any TBD “membership” is made official. Too many full blown sociopaths floating around here.

Oh, those poor, poor children ?

Yup...probably more than once too.