Johnny Hammersticks

Anyone ever try blood sausage? The name is kind of off putting, but I bet it is delicious. How do you prepare it? Where do you find it?

I would content that a Chihuahua could just as easily squeeze your coin purse until it bleeds.

Hill Farmstead Edward is all I’ve been drinking lately. Although I haven’t really been drinking a lot of beer because the weather has been crappy. Four more days of work, and then I’m off for the summer. Wife and I are doing a beer tour some time in July. Freshman year of college 1997-98 Milwaukee’s Best Ice was $2.99 for a 12 pack at the price chopper down the road. My innards took a beatin, but it was cheap and did the trick!

Devin? lol Seriously, I witnessed this happen to a friend when we were young children ??

She’ll squeeze your ball bag til it bleeds. Edit: Better looking than I expected also.

ANY potential for my genitals to be mutilated is an automatic deal breaker. No ***** way.

St. Lawrence Market in Toronto is absolutely lovely.

Knobby knees too.

If KD didn’t want jeers from the crowd, he wouldn’t have been such a wuss and hurt his Achilles. He probably is faking anyway. He knew the Warriors are toast and wanted to start the offseason early.

Sounds like he’s trying to be a show off.

Went through a bad break up when I was in my early 20’s. I was in love and tried to hang on too long, which just made things worse for both of us. She made it clear that she loved me very much, but wanted to “spread her wings” a little as we had been together for almost 5 years. I was starting grad school at SUNY Oswego, and she was in her final year of undergrad at Cornell beginning to look at law schools. I was an absolute mess for a while. Even dating other girls didn’t help in the short term. The hardest part was that she wanted to keep in touch, which just destroyed me every time I spoke with her. It was so bad I delayed going to grad school for a year and moved to Rochester and lived with a couple of my close buddies. Being far away and somewhat cut off from her helped. Long story short...she called me out of the blue about 2 years later. She was emotional and expressed that she had made a huge mistake, and was wondering if there was any way possible that we could work things out. I was in a brief relationship with a really great girl at the time, so I told her thanks but no thanks. That was such a weight lifted off my shoulders...the feeling in my soul that I didn’t need her to complete me anymore. We still keep in touch here and there. She ended up marrying a great guy. We were actually lacrosse teammates in HS and somewhat friends. We both have successful careers and beautiful families. Time heals all wounds I guess.

He talked about this once in an interview with Howard Stern. Pretty funny. Murray gives zero *****.

My Mom was cheering for the KD injury for at least 15 minutes. Was it before or after that?

Did Toronto touch your balls when you didn’t want them to?

Okay, so IMO, all 3 new Black Mirror episodes sucked a fat one. Anyone else watch these yet? It’s almost as if they didn’t even try...

Agreed. “Risk of aggression” is much different than “risk of being horribly disfigured or dead.” A chihuahua might be 50x more aggressive than a pit bull, but I’d take a chihuahua attack 100 times out of 100 over a pit bull attack.

Yes, but you understand the overarching point, correct?

If Josh Allen was a dog, what type of a dog would he be? ?

Yeah, I don’t think they have a high motor, and their first step isn’t quick. Probably not “long” enough to be an edge rusher, and arms much too short. I could see RB though. I was going to say C.J. Anderson.

What position would a Pit Bull play if they could play football? I would say edge rusher or strong safety. Thoughts?

Are you suggesting we install air bags on all pit bulls that will deploy if they snap on a toddler?

That’s called an “upper decker.”

Yeah, but those 297 are some bad hombres!! Probably MS-13. Here’s one for you Teddy my man. Let’s say you had a young child. Five year old Teddy Jr. Of course Teddy Jr admires his father, so for Christmas he asks for a sweet new toy lawnmower made by Fisher Price. Well, the good people of Fisher Price announce that they manufactured 5 million new toy lawnmowers for the holiday season, but 297 of them are faulty and will eat your child’s face off. Tell me. Do you take the risk and buy Teddy Jr the toy lawnmower anyway?

Oh good lord....?

I kinda like how Gus roams around the neighborhood. Everyone knows him, and he seems to know better to go into the yards that have dogs in them. Sometimes I’ll be doing yard work and he’ll just come lay near me and “visit.” He’s a cool cat, but he’s also nothing to be trifled with...