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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. He’s clearly bonkers. I was just going to comment that this is the type of guy who would be the reason I go to jail and/or get sued. And I’m not trying to sound like a tough guy... What if you’re waiting in line for a coffee, and this jackass starts on one of his tyrades...turns around and starts poking his finger in my wife’s face calling her names? I would be forced to do damage to his face, or his dwarf ass would have to kill me. There would be no other option. Crazy people out there...
  2. Because I’ve sucked rat balls through a straw. Duhh?
  3. This is why Americans, especially low SES Americans, are so overweight. It is generally much cheaper (and much less effort) to pick up dinner at BK or McD’s for a family of 5 than it is to purchase ingredients at the store and cook them. To directly respond to the OP....those look disgusting. I wouldn’t donate those tacos to a homeless person ?
  4. So where do you think they’re storing all that booger sugar? Asking for a friend....
  5. Either way, it’s like sucking up rat testicles and guava juice through a straw. Yumm.
  6. Rip Taylor. I thought the same thing when I saw the thread title.
  7. Wow. No Spectrum here. Comcast is the only game in town. We already get internet through Comcast which costs us around $85/month. Having done some research, we wouldn’t be able to get nearly the amount and quality of programming through Comcast that were are getting through Directv for what we’re paying now. I’ve also found DTV to be more flexible in terms of offering deals and incentives. Call Comcast and ask for “loyalty discounts” and they laugh at you. Also, I’ve never had to brush snow or ice off my satellite dish. Every once in a while the signal will go out if we get a huge thunder storm, but I’ve never lost my signal during the winter.
  8. Take a multivitamin and hydrate bro. You shall survive. I drink a big cup of 50/50 water-Pedialyte every morning and evening during the summer. Especially on days where I’m out and about in the heat.
  9. Eat a couple bananas and drink Pedialyte & water...50/50.
  10. Oh, this is awesome news!! I suspect the release of this prequel series will likely coincide with the release of Martin’s other book(s)?
  11. Please tell me more about DMT. Sounds like a blend of LSD and MDMA. I thought I had tried every hallucinogen under the sun.... I don’t do “drugs” anymore...just cannabis. But I certainly can appreciate a good trip ?
  12. Dude in the white shirt sucker punched the snot out of the other girl in the beginning! He squared up with the guy, and then punched his girlfriend ? Oh jeebus help us all....
  13. That story is really funny to me. Hope everyone made it out “untouched” by the man ?
  14. God. So many fat people in such a small area.
  15. Stranger Things S3...2 episodes in. Pretty good start.
  16. Vermont dislikes Josh Allen. Mainly because of his rugged masculinity and his abnormally large hands.
  17. Uhhhhh....actually there is a niche of sick ***** out there who get off on animated my little pony porn. You can’t make this stuff up. I’m pretty sure it’s big in Asian countries ??????
  18. Alright stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new invention. Something grabs ahold of me tightly. Then I flow that harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know. Turn off the lights and I’ll glow. To the extreme I rock the mike like a vandal. Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.
  19. https://www.marijuanabreak.com/best-cbd-oils-pain-relief Good website which identifies the top online available CBD oils and their pros/cons. There’s a lot of trash out there on the Internet. My wife doesn’t use cannabis, but she does use CBD oil for mild anxiety and back pain. She also has a “vape pen” with just CBD oil. She says it doesn’t make her stoned, but “lifts the fog” in her mind like a cup of coffee.
  20. That depends. Do you want to be able to hear colors and speak to animals?
  21. Looks like her parents fed her with a sling shot when she was a baby.
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