Johnny Hammersticks

Imagine what condition you’d be if you put down a 6’er?

Marketed to housewives, girly men and children. 14% is crazy.

What’s the update! This dude get it in or what?

Penmanship and cursive used to be important when I was in elementary school. My regular hand writing has evolved into a blend between print and cursive.

I always studied by paraphrasing my notes in writing the night before. Worked like a charm.

Yarborough is the only real surprise cut I could see, and that wouldn’t really be a shocker.

Petty is dead so he’s out. A drunk driver? Why? They’re out. Rambo has bad PTSD, so there’s always a chance an helicopter will fly overhead and then he’ll go on a murdering rampage. Out. Billy Joel is the clear winner.

In what? A spelling contest? A beauty pageant?

It’s only a matter of time before hand writing is completely “obsolete.” Not even joking.

I got me a whole tackle box full of oriental Carp lures.

Should we throw Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in this?

Arnold in his body building prime would literally rip Stallone’s head off. Is this even a debate?

Interesting starting lineup: PG: Jalen Carey SG: Buddy Boeheim SF: Elijah Hughes PF: Quincy Querrier C: Bourama Sidibe

Take her out for a night of drinking/bar games. Sounds like a winning plan if she’s into you.

No, he didn’t, but at least AB was one of the best WR’s in the NFL. Clowney is a good DE, but

This doesn’t seem like a very “processy” move to me. Several picks for Clowney? No thanks.....

I’m on board with enough of watching the damn concert through your phone. Grow up. You are not that interesting, and no one wants to watch the Nickleback show through your wobbly IPhone ?

Thanks for reminding me. ? at that group, eh?

There have been reports of this stuff up in certain areas of Champlain. I think a dog and a girl got sick or something. What they were swimming in looked like spinach diarrhea. WTF? Who would even think of swimming in that *****?

I want the Jets full strength. No excuses after we kick their ***** into the dirt.

I think Stanford and Thompson are both very capable back ups. Love the promise of VoJo, and I think he will be more than a special teams player this season. Mo Alexander can be a good fill in at WLB. I think we have quality depth behind 3 very good starters. Depth at LB for once in a long time, IMO. Edit: I wanted to add #53 Tyrel Dodson as a player I really like. Watched him closely at TC and in the game. 53 is always around the ball when he is in there.

Always thought a #75 Ballard jersey would be unique and awesome.

I disagree with the notion that anyone can be “pretty done” with Zay Jones. He’s had his hands issues, but the kid is entering his 3rd season and had a pretty darn good season last year (all things considered...the abortion that was our offense). By all accounts, he has had a tremendous camp and busted his ass in the offseason. I guess I’m thinking that Zay deserves at least this season to piss or get off the pot. If he can’t perform with, you know, a good offensive line, decent WR’s and TE’s around him, a respectable running game?? Then let’s start talking about whether or not we’re “done” with him. JMHO

Depth lacking at LB?? Care to expound? I see tons of depth.

You know he’s going to be one of our top 3 WR’s all season unless he gets injured, right? I’m just saying...well, hate is a powerful and exhausting emotion and it’s a long season. Might want to try some transindental meditation? Just lookin out for ya...?