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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    I barely trust her around the garbage disposal.
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    After mowing the lawn on a hot day, my lovely bride always brings be an ice cold beer after I hop in the shower.
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    Are you guys just roommate ***** buddies, or in some sort of relationship. I have personal experience with allowing a cute girl to crash at my place for a while because she let me hump her. Didn’t end well. No bueno my friend.
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    Of course you sick bastard! Boy, this board is really going down hill....?
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    She still letting you tap it? Because, well you know, that’s one way to alleviate stress. Especially if you light up a spliff afterward.
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    Why are we not talking about Cody Ford being an instant bust? Nsekhe now taking 1st team reps at RT? We’re screwed.
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yes. In order to properly evaluate this situation, we need to know more about the girl you “let move in a year ago.” Pics if possible please.
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    They suck!
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    Seriously. What a disgusting, juveline pig!
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    Is this from a big turd splash, or are they long enough that they dip into the water? Does she point and laugh or ridicule them if they are out?
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    I’m very concerned about our WR’s. I read that Cole Beasley dropped a pass yesterday. Didn’t sleep all night.
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    He wants to see homos naked?
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    You must be a millennial. Always looking for the easy way out. Instant gratification. Get your index finger up there knuckle deep and do some work!
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    I was going to say! If anyone here knows about casino buffets...
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    So do you pick your nose?
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    The mere fact that you posted this means that you are a picker AND and eater.
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    Please ask her to provide a review of your balls. Context is important. Try to be as detailed as possible when describing your nuggets.
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    So your balls are top shelf then? I...don’t....understand Does this mean you have humongous, yet fanciful balls?
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    Saggy? Grapefruit sized?
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    How’s your balls? They saggy or taut like marbles in coin purse? This is for science. Please be on your best behavior.
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    RIP Nick JMO, but if I make it to 78 I will be happy. I don’t think I want to get much older than that.
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    Where is the OP? Anyone else concerned? Anyone know @TBBills Fan that could check in?
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yeah, Petco has the same policy. It doesn’t apply to the hamsters, however, as they often eat their young.
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    What is with you people and all your pimples? This may be one of the most repugnant threads I have ever encountered here.....yet I can’t stay away.
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    Can we let one of the illegal immigrants out of a cage and put her in?
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