Johnny Hammersticks

I agree with everything here, but I think Duke is making a strong push for that final WR spot. I think McCloud is 3rd for that final spot. McKenzie can play special teams, so I think that ultimately gives him the edge over Duke. Yes. You are crazy. Maybe if you said you wanted Duke over McKenzie you would be less crazy.

Don’t most “entrenched” starting QB’s sit out for preseason games?

Yours is probably too small, but thanks ?

I’m in the market for a Zubaz banana hammock.

Pretty sure I’m on my way to a CPAP in the near future. First home sleep study came back inconclusive. Have to spend the night in the hospital for another study next month. Not looking forward to it, but I guess better than destroying my heart.

Those are slick as hell!

Great party school. Congrats!

Everyone’s dick would fly off.

Here’s my list I always send to my wife when she goes away: 1. Don’t call me more than one time per day. I don’t need to talk to you more than that. 2. Make sure and get really drunk, and if you do, sleep by the toilet. We don’t need to pay extra cleaning charges to your hotel. 3. Please don’t text me every 5 seconds to let me know what you’re doing. I don’t care. 4. Make sure and wear some cleavage-tastic outfits. You spend so much money on fancy clothes, and we rarely go out, so let the girls breathe a little bit. 5. Always take a free drink from a guy. Again, save us money. 6. If you end up sleeping with another guy, make sure he’s a keeper and makes good money!! Love ya!!!

I did not know Marek was hurt....that explains it.

Obviously never heard of Blood Sport. Pretty exclusive, underground fighting club ?

Looks like Zima was “released” nationally in 1993 (I was 97 grad), but was test-marketed two years earlier in 3 cities...Nashville, Sacramento and Syracuse ?

Anyone else remember when Zima came out (I was in 10th or 11th grade), and everyone was putting jolly ranchers in them? Man, Zima was gross....

Imagine what condition you’d be if you put down a 6’er?

Marketed to housewives, girly men and children. 14% is crazy.

What’s the update! This dude get it in or what?

Penmanship and cursive used to be important when I was in elementary school. My regular hand writing has evolved into a blend between print and cursive.

I always studied by paraphrasing my notes in writing the night before. Worked like a charm.

Yarborough is the only real surprise cut I could see, and that wouldn’t really be a shocker.

Petty is dead so he’s out. A drunk driver? Why? They’re out. Rambo has bad PTSD, so there’s always a chance an helicopter will fly overhead and then he’ll go on a murdering rampage. Out. Billy Joel is the clear winner.

In what? A spelling contest? A beauty pageant?

It’s only a matter of time before hand writing is completely “obsolete.” Not even joking.

I got me a whole tackle box full of oriental Carp lures.

Should we throw Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in this?

Arnold in his body building prime would literally rip Stallone’s head off. Is this even a debate?