Johnny Hammersticks

My wife’s idiot friend who is approaching 40 wanted to get her zodiac sign (cancer) tattooed on her lower back. Now she has a sideways “69” tramp stamp. Dumbass ?

There are huge naturals flying around!

I think chicken wing hats are stupid ?‍♂️

I love liver. Delicious. Especially when it’s made into pate or fois gras. When I was a kid my father insisted that we have fried beef liver and onions once per week for dinner. Hated it then.

Bates May have made this move possible.

Oh, ***** off! ?

Interesting. I see a huge drop off after Mahomes. CBS has Mahomes ADP at 8.58 Watson is 2nd at 40.25 and Rodgers is 3rd at 41.2. This is just one example, and I honestly think Mahomes is a bit high, but I’m seeing a similar drop off in ADP across websites. My strategy in the past was to draft RB and WR heavily early on, and then wait on QB’s and TE’s in the later rounds. Never has worked too well for me. I thought I’d take a risk and change things up this year ?

I don’t live in any of those places, but all of those cities mentioned are like Beverly Hills compared to Baltimore.

I was there for the first time ever last January for a work thing, and no, I didn’t leave thinking it was a nice city. I actually had a job offer in Baltimore before I decided on Vermont. So glad I made that decision after visiting for a week.

I picked 7th with all of the top WR’s left on the board. The top RB’s left were Bell and Zeke and then a substantial drop off after that. I decided to take a lesser gamble (in my view) on Bell. I share your concerns about Bell taking a year off. I also am concerned if he’s going to have the running room he had in Pittsburgh. We’ll see. Really? I haven’t heard of a draft yet that didn’t have Mahomes going somewhere in the 1st two rounds.

I sympathize with ya, brotha. Cheers.

My cousin’s wedding is this weekend, and he always has been a notorious sweater. Dude can pit-out of a t-shirt in -10 degree weather. My aunt was telling me that his future bride coerced him to get shots of botox injected into his armpits. I guess the preliminary results are good ?‍♂️

I’ve never cooked polenta or grits, but my wife gets this dish with seared scallops and lavender polenta just about every time we go to our favorite local restaurant. I’ve had polenta many times, but this is the best I’ve ever had. Grits can be flavored in many different ways. I’ve even seen people add honey or maple syrup.

Oh yeah? Well Matt Damon survived on potatoes for about 6 years in that movie where he got trapped on Mars. What do you make of that, Bill Nye?

During college I used to spend summers working in Martha’s Vineyard. There were always smoking hot Brazilian prostitutes all over the bars in Oak Bluffs. Lots of rich, horny guys floating around. Fortunately I never had to pay for sex. Tons of willing nasties floating around as well ?

Yup. Butter and a splash of milk. That’s the way Dad used to make them.

I think Hock is going to be a huge steal.

I drafted Josh Gordon #47 overall in a 10 team league. Risky but what the hell?

Yeah. I took Mahomes with my 2nd pick, so 13th overall. Definitely could have had another RB1, but I came straight back with Amari Cooper at 27 as there had been a huge run on WR’s and I panicked. The guys in my league are not too shy about trades, however, so I think I will be able to add a RB there. I don’t know man ?‍♂️ Just looked and BUF D/ST went 3rd in my league after CHI and JAX.

Seems like they’re one of the top 3-5 defenses coming off the board.

Check out the fantasy football board. Lots of good stuff in there, and you can evaluate my draft while you’re at it! https://www.twobillsdrive.com/community/forum/6-fantasy-football/

Sucked as GM. Made a poor decision in Super Bowl vs Giants. The only one they should have won. Run the freaking ball!!!!

Zeke will miss 2 games.

10 team, 1 pt PPR QB, 2RB, 2WR, RB/WR,TE, D/ST, K Mahomes Bell Josh Jacobs Amari Cooper Cal Ridley Jared Cook Sony Michel Bills D/ST Gastkowski Josh Gordon Larry Fitz Robbie Anderson DK Latav Murray Devin Singletary TJ Hock Thoughts?

Thanks for the recommendation, but we ended up running kind of short on time for food. We ended up getting some decent burgers/wings at a place right across from the main campus entry called Across the Street Pub. I will definitely try The Hollow some time though. Haven’t had really good wings in a while.