Johnny Hammersticks

- Morning: Sausage gravy and biscuits Bailey’s and coffee or mimosas - After Breakfast: Bloody Marys and probably a few bong hits in the garage ? - Game time: Switch to beer. Eat some cannabis edibles. I think 10mg. Tortilla chips with homemade guac and tomatillo salsa. Pigs in a Blanket (mini hot dogs in pastry dough) - Dinner: My Wife is making her lovely corn chowder @Gugny We actually invited a Jets fan over with his family. Our kids play hockey together, and he’s a pretty good dude, but I will not hesitate to shiv the mofo if needed.

I suspect that Cody Ford is going to get every chance to earn that RT spot. I don’t expect a “time share” situation unless Ford does not improve incrementally. He’s going to get his lumps as he learns, but Ford locking down the RT position for the next 4-5 years would be huge. I think he will have his struggles vs speed rushers, but I hope he will grow in that regard. I like his game. Especially as a run blocker. He and Feliciano should be a force on that right side.

How the ***** did this become a democrat vs republican discussion? ?‍♂️ This is why we can’t have anything nice anymore.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Boettger is our starting LG before long. Spain has not really impressed me.

I recommend The Righteous Gemstones on HBO. It’s a silly, Danny McBride, type comedy. I have thoroughly enjoyed the first 4 episodes. Similar to Vice Principals, but better IMO.

I think this is a really awesome idea. If I were a HS or college student in the area I would be all over this.

Fortunately, I didn’t have a chance to make that decision. I dislike his also.

I’d go Ridley and Boyd. Drake’s health is in question, and he’s playing against Baltimore. Not sure what type of workload Penny will receive. Sounds like Carson is the bell cow back in Seattle.

I can think of several players who will need to be extended.

The end of Shawshank Redemption sometimes get me a little choked up.

Very good one, man.

Mask was a pretty sad movie. That scene at the end where she found Rocky dead in bed. I get misty every time. Actually, a lot of tear jetker moments in that movie.

Just a bridge to Trevor Lawrence. I love how the Dolphins picked the wrong year to tank.

He’s the best right now. Maybe best ever at the end of the day? I saw him in Rochester in 2003 (I believe). We had front row seats. Chappelle was doing a mix of his current (at that time) act mixed in with a few new tid bits. He was killin it. About 30 minutes into the show, this jerk pushed his way past security and walked right down the aisle and sat on the aisle stairs about 6 rows up. The man disrupted the show with his actions, but also continued to try to disrupt the show by making comments to Chappelle. What ensued with the dialogue between Dave and this ahole, off the cuff, was perhaps the funniest part of the show. It took about 5 minutes before an “escort squad” was assembled to remove this dude. But DC totally humiated the guy. It was priceless.

I was thinking this as well. Perhaps an indication of their lack of trust in Conor McDermott as the swing OT. I don’t expect McDermott to be on the roster for long.

Your originality is refreshing. I think Gordon is in a good situation to thrive if he behaves himself. I realize that’s a big IF, but with Harry going on IR and Gronk gone he’s going to get a lot of looks from Brady. Not cheering for the Pats in any way, just recognizing a player who is in the right situation to have a comeback season. We all know how talented he can be.

Josh Gordon is going to blow up this year.

Yes, from what I understand the treatment requires some upkeep, but he said he did the Botox shots just for the wedding (by order of his bride ?). He also told me that there is some type of medication he can take. Supposedly, his sweating has little to do with the temps. It’s more of a medical condition I guess. Without looking it up....Hypercondriasis?

Rudy

That’s exactly what I took away from it as well.

He explained all of this in his interview with Howard Stern. Seems like the guy has a lot of integrity and pride in his craft. I respect that. Edit: His Baboon analogy. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Iowub

Easily one of the funniest stand up specials I have ever seen. Most of the stuff he jokes about I don’t even think he believes...just trying to poke fun at controversial issues and rile people up. If you are easily offended, this special is probably not for you.

I wonder if Indi would be willing to move TY Hilton?

There was a long period of time during my childhood where I could no longer eat marshmallows. Couldn’t even smell them or I would dry gag. Came out of nowhere ?‍♂️ I can eat them again now, but still not a fan.

What a coincidence! My son’s name is Evan Charleston Aquarium bathroom Hammersticks, and my daughter’s name is Suzie Side Road off of Interstate 81 Hammersticks.