Johnny Hammersticks

Was carpooling with another hockey Dad friend on the way to Montpelier today, and he was telling me how he was up at a comedy show on the mountain last weekend and some drunk idiot literally squoze his wife’s boob!! I guess they were on the way out to the car after the show and this dude (who was obnoxiously hammered all night I guess) just gave it a honk ? This made me think though. I think I would HAVE to fight that guy if it was my wife. Right?! Even if he was bigger than me, I’d have to at least make an effort. *****’s crazy... I’m 40 btw Discuss....

Put down the meth pipe dude...

I love it when cats have human names. An old roommate of mine had a cat named Steve. I always thought that was hilarious.

My buddy dressed up like Payne Stewart’s ghost for Halloween that year. He won best costume at the party we went to. Pretty horrible, but everyone who knew who Payne was got a laugh out of it.

Happy, happy birthday ol’ feller!

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Puhleeeeeeeze! ?

Given the options available, and the perceived strength of the upcoming WR draft class, I’m okay with rolling with our current WRs. They need to get Singletary more involved in the passing game ala James White. I’d look to add depth at WOLB or edge if I was Brandon Beane.

Oh shuttttupppp!

Slot guy. Don’t we already have that pretty well covered?

Personally, I think we’re pretty well set at TE.

I’d pound the fur off of that hell kitten!

***** potatoes.

I don’t have the time to scroll through the entire list. Where in the top 5 is Meatloaf??

Truth, but has any QB looked even remotely decent against the Pats D?

Bru’s Room triple threat wings are the truth!

I feel like this “formula” for beating LJ was forgotten so quickly. The Chargers did a masterful job of this last year in the playoffs against the Ravens. Screw pressuring him and chasing him all over. Instead contain him and keep him in the pocket. Make him a passer. He won’t respond well. Same formula has been used to neutralize Josh Allen, although I think Josh is a better passer that Lamar at present.

Want in one hand, poop in the other, and then expect in your buddy’s hand. See which one fills up first ?

I can’t believe there isn’t video....

Steak and baked potatoes, post game.

Singletary or Golden Tate? Giants at home vs Arizona. No Sterling Shepherd again.

I would go Matty Ice. They’ve been moving the ball through the air pretty well.

Cue the video of the dummy table jumping and turning his leg into a right triangle.

I think I’d rather do an ass shot ?

FIFY