Johnny Hammersticks

Boiled dinner ?

Tee Higgins is my WR draft crush right now ?

Common man!!! Enough of this crap....

No idea about Isaiah. I just heard that the coaching staff had no clue he was making a decision, let alone committing to Cuse. Completely caught the coaches off guard. Word is they are still in it, and Richmond still wants to go to Cuse, but there may be some newly unearthed concerns about his eligibility. I would expect a visit soon.

I think the coaching staff has encouraged him to visit before he gives his verbal.

Got him!! ?

Fishing charter on Lake Champlain this year.

I wouldn’t say better, but I don’t mind ranch on my wings sometimes. Usually I ask for a side of each. Hell, sometimes I like to dip my wings in 1,000 island dressing. Where’s the disgrace in that?

Former Cuse QB Eric Dungey too.

I was working on the line at a restaurant in Martha’s Vineyard. Just lunch shift. Nothing too crazy. Anyway, we had a dishwasher who was there for the summer from Serbia on a work visa. He was always talking....never shut up even when we were busy. The general manager of the place had enough of him, and finally snapped. GM: “Miroslav, shut your ***** mouth and get your ass over there and scrub pots and pans.” Dishwasher: “But Mike, I came to the US to learn to speak English.” GM: “Oh yeah? Well, you came to the West Chop Club to wash ***** dishes, so get your ass over there!” We all were dying laughing...

I don’t know man, as I was born in ‘79. He did have a couple good HBO specials in the early-mid 2000’s though. Well, IMO.

One of my worst experiences at a comedy show was with one of my all time favorites, George Carlin. I paid a fortune to take a girlfriend to a sold out show in Rochester. While it was cool to see him, and we still laughed our asses off, every single joke he did was recycled. Then again, this was back in 2001 or 2002, so I don’t know if he was even writing any new material.

Did you name your first born Whopper?

Best comedian going right now, IMO. His new special, Sticks and Stones, is epically hilarious. Got front row seats to see him in Rochester in the early 2000’s. He just seems to be getting better and better with age.

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If you frequently squash your huge, pendulous testicles when you sit down to take a dump, keep a large ladle next to the toilet and gently lower your balls into the bowl as you sit. Life hacks!!

I’ve only been fired from a job once, and it was a paper route I had back in middle school. I had the route for over two years and did fine, but I had just turned 14 so I could get my work permit. Had a job washing dishes at a restaurant locked down, so the last week of my paper route I threw all the bundles of newspapers in the woods behind my house ?

Only Mellow Mushroom I’ve ever been to was a pizza joint in Asheville. Pretty damned good pizza and great beer selection. Are we thinking of the same place?

They were staying at the Red Roof Inn, so that should tell you something.

I’m making a nice bisque.

Boeheim maybe trying to get one back from UCONN?

I watched a few of her videos. Pretty nice natural yammers. She definitely has some jungle fever going on though. Just in case you’re not into that ?

I would have grabbed his punk ass two-fisted by the shirt and threw him down about 4 or 5 rows. I aced physics in HS. Look out below!!

Always gotta keep your receipt!

Quite brave and honorable, IMO. I don’t know if I would have the courage to do the same if I were in his shoes.