Johnny Hammersticks

Cue the video of the dummy table jumping and turning his leg into a right triangle.

I think I’d rather do an ass shot ?

FIFY

Signed Senorise Perry

It was Sean McDermott’s son, Conner. Cold move by McCoachdad.

IIRC, we released Conor McDermott before Duke was promoted. He was promptly picked up off waiver by the Jets.

Her facial features are too small for her face, and she better tuck in that Adam’s apple or she’s gonna trip over it. Yeah, I would.

They’re not that hard to find if you know where to look ?

Singletary

Except Sony doesn’t get the goalline carries, and thus is utterly useless at present. Last week they consistently brought in Brandon Bolden for all goalline personnel groupings that I saw. They either ran Bolden (1TD) or ran a QB sneak with Marsha (2TDs). They’re also more apt to use White in the red zone. I would start Singletary over Michel in any format, but especially PPR.

Hard to believe he’s only 25.

Oooooooh! Now that’s an idea. Grilled watermelon!!!?? Yowza. That sounds delish....

Balsamic bro. Give it a try. I must be honest...the watermelon and balsamic wasn’t my own creation. I had it as an accompaniment to a cocktail created by a mixologist at a really fancy restaurant in DC. I do serve it as an appetizer at my BBQ’s in the summer and people rave about it.

Chilled watermelon with a sprinkle of kosher salt and a few drops of balsamic. Soooooo tasty!

Heard of Treehouse. I think I tried one variety when I was in Boston last winter. Never heard of Grimm’s. I’ll have to keep my eye out at the beer store.

I’d prefer Aly Raisman, but yeah, Simone would “get it.” ??

Jeebus! What’s wrong with people? Clever thread title, BTW.

Probably, if you’re a cheap ***** ?

Also no Pats game on Sunday, so the place won’t be quite as packed...and not nearly as obnoxious ?? On the local beer comment, to the OP, make sure you get a Hill Farmstead Edward if you like IPAs.

https://www.sunsetgrillevt.com/ My son and I watched the Bills game at this place after one of his Sunday hockey games up in Stowe. Good food, they have the Sunday Ticket, and tons of TVs. If you decide to go here, get there early and throw a $20 spot to the bartender to get the Bills game on one of their big screens. They have 30 something TVs, but only 4 or 5 large ones. Good luck!

Why do we need another TE?

5 bucks is a good tip for a standard haircut. I asked the girl who has been cutting my hair for a while and she said she’s thrilled with a $5 tip on a $16 haircut. I am picky about my hair, so I want to be sure to keep her happy. Always throw her a $10 Dunkin’ Donuts gift card for Christmas too.

Awesome! I must have caught him at a bad time. Carlin is one of my all time favorites.

Last night I went to make a turkey sandwich and there was no bread. There were flour tortillas to make a wrap, but I wasn’t feelin that. I found some stale hot dog rolls, flattened two of them out and put them in the toaster for about 20 seconds. Boom! Bread for my sandwich! Life Hacks!!

Finally a good topic. The answer is neither. I’d prefer a team that sucks on offense and defense and has a great punter. Wait, we had that for the past 2 decades...?