Johnny Hammersticks

I’ve only been fired from a job once, and it was a paper route I had back in middle school. I had the route for over two years and did fine, but I had just turned 14 so I could get my work permit. Had a job washing dishes at a restaurant locked down, so the last week of my paper route I threw all the bundles of newspapers in the woods behind my house ?

Only Mellow Mushroom I’ve ever been to was a pizza joint in Asheville. Pretty damned good pizza and great beer selection. Are we thinking of the same place?

They were staying at the Red Roof Inn, so that should tell you something.

I’m making a nice bisque.

Boeheim maybe trying to get one back from UCONN?

I watched a few of her videos. Pretty nice natural yammers. She definitely has some jungle fever going on though. Just in case you’re not into that ?

I would have grabbed his punk ass two-fisted by the shirt and threw him down about 4 or 5 rows. I aced physics in HS. Look out below!!

Always gotta keep your receipt!

Quite brave and honorable, IMO. I don’t know if I would have the courage to do the same if I were in his shoes.

Same here. I’ll PM you.

I understand that you have some connections. I heard some pretty rotten info about Danny Hurley and the Andre Jackson recruitment. Have you heard anything? If true, I don’t know if it would be a recruiting violation, but still grimy as hell by Hurley. I have no info on Isaiah at this time. I will post if I learn anything.

Sitting on my balls and sharting. Two topics for which I have a great deal of expertise ?

Yeah, I’d probably be down for that.

Yeah, Jordan Mills is awful.

I miss Mills kinda like I miss that testicle infection I had in July.

Freaking Kentucky ? I’ll cross my fingers. After all, this kid requested an official visit to Cuse after he had an unofficial campus visit last year. I don’t think the coaches even thought they were in play for Isaiah 2 months ago. Let us pray Cuse fans...

I knew the thread was doomed once I saw some of those PPP folks posting in there ? No apologies needed. Again, creating the thread was probably a mistake on my part. Lesson learned.

I’m not sure if you’re referring to my thread that I deleted yesterday. Yes, I deleted it and what are you going to do about it ??? Seriously though...if you are referring to my “transgenders in youth sports” thread, it had taken a very dark and negative turn (IMO) and I felt the responsibility to “self moderate” my thread and kill it before it got out of control. In hindsight, I probably should have known better to create that thread in OTW, as it seems folks are not able to rationally discuss a potentially controversial issue such as the one I presented without the ugliness and bigotry. My mistake. It had to die before it was cast down to the sodomites in PPP. If you’re not talking about my deleted thread, please disregard this post ?

Ehhh....not my cup o tea, but not terrible either.

This one was actually kinda funny ? The rest of the posts...very feeble and unimaginative. Knuckle dragger type trolling. Embarrassing.

Never been. Have a blast!

I like the Roethlisberger/Favre comparison.

Danny DeVito!!

That’s who I’m thinking. Pretty crowded stable of guards. Especially since most reports have Goodine as the back up to Carey at PG right now.