Johnny Hammersticks

Why do we need another TE?

5 bucks is a good tip for a standard haircut. I asked the girl who has been cutting my hair for a while and she said she’s thrilled with a $5 tip on a $16 haircut. I am picky about my hair, so I want to be sure to keep her happy. Always throw her a $10 Dunkin’ Donuts gift card for Christmas too.

Awesome! I must have caught him at a bad time. Carlin is one of my all time favorites.

Last night I went to make a turkey sandwich and there was no bread. There were flour tortillas to make a wrap, but I wasn’t feelin that. I found some stale hot dog rolls, flattened two of them out and put them in the toaster for about 20 seconds. Boom! Bread for my sandwich! Life Hacks!!

Finally a good topic. The answer is neither. I’d prefer a team that sucks on offense and defense and has a great punter. Wait, we had that for the past 2 decades...?

I could see both Carey and Elijah Hughes as players who could declare for the draft after this year. Carey would be more of a shocker, but I hear he’s much improved and is looking like our starting PG. Reports about Braswell have been good this offseason, but he’s still low man on the totem pole as far as our forwards go. The coaches think he fits in at both forward positions though, which helps his cause. Of the forwards, however, he is the guy I could see transferring.

I could see Bob Braswell falling into this category. Especially if we land Isaiah.

Brissett leaving early gave them 1 for 2020 which covers Woody Newton. There is some talk of Buddy Boeheim going from scholarship status to walk-on status, as that would free up another scholly and Buddy would still have 90% of his tuition covered anyway because Jim is a SU employee. That would give us one more. If no one declares for the draft after this season (and that seems to be the case...maybe Elijah Hughes ?‍♂️?), that will be it as far as scholarships go, but I suspect Howard Washington will transfer. Washington transferring would give us 3 total for 20-21 in that scenario. I know Syracuse is Washington’s dream school and all that, but I just don’t see how he could get playing time. We are loaded at guard, and it seems right now that he’s not even top 2 on the current PG depth chart.

My wife and I are starting Peaky as soon as we finish with Mind Hunter. So many shows to watch right now.

Boiled dinner ?

Tee Higgins is my WR draft crush right now ?

Common man!!! Enough of this crap....

No idea about Isaiah. I just heard that the coaching staff had no clue he was making a decision, let alone committing to Cuse. Completely caught the coaches off guard. Word is they are still in it, and Richmond still wants to go to Cuse, but there may be some newly unearthed concerns about his eligibility. I would expect a visit soon.

I think the coaching staff has encouraged him to visit before he gives his verbal.

Got him!! ?

Fishing charter on Lake Champlain this year.

I wouldn’t say better, but I don’t mind ranch on my wings sometimes. Usually I ask for a side of each. Hell, sometimes I like to dip my wings in 1,000 island dressing. Where’s the disgrace in that?

Former Cuse QB Eric Dungey too.

I was working on the line at a restaurant in Martha’s Vineyard. Just lunch shift. Nothing too crazy. Anyway, we had a dishwasher who was there for the summer from Serbia on a work visa. He was always talking....never shut up even when we were busy. The general manager of the place had enough of him, and finally snapped. GM: “Miroslav, shut your ***** mouth and get your ass over there and scrub pots and pans.” Dishwasher: “But Mike, I came to the US to learn to speak English.” GM: “Oh yeah? Well, you came to the West Chop Club to wash ***** dishes, so get your ass over there!” We all were dying laughing...

I don’t know man, as I was born in ‘79. He did have a couple good HBO specials in the early-mid 2000’s though. Well, IMO.

One of my worst experiences at a comedy show was with one of my all time favorites, George Carlin. I paid a fortune to take a girlfriend to a sold out show in Rochester. While it was cool to see him, and we still laughed our asses off, every single joke he did was recycled. Then again, this was back in 2001 or 2002, so I don’t know if he was even writing any new material.

Did you name your first born Whopper?

Best comedian going right now, IMO. His new special, Sticks and Stones, is epically hilarious. Got front row seats to see him in Rochester in the early 2000’s. He just seems to be getting better and better with age.

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If you frequently squash your huge, pendulous testicles when you sit down to take a dump, keep a large ladle next to the toilet and gently lower your balls into the bowl as you sit. Life hacks!!