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One of my former players goes to ND, and his family invited me and my coaching staff to come out for a lacrosse game this spring. They’re renting a big house for everyone. Very much looking forward to spending a couple days there.
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Mark Walton, MIA RB, Suspended 4 games
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Virgil's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Talented kid. Didn’t he ***** up a couple times at UMiami also? -
What is missing on this Bills jersey??
Johnny Hammersticks replied to class_of_2012's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Ummmm....calling @DC Tom ! -
What must Allen do Tomorrow?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to billsfan_34's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I’d take the question further and ask what must the offense do tomorrow. I’d love to see them run the ball (with RBs) more. I’d like to see Allen hit on one or two nice long passes. Designed QB runs are overrated. Once or maybe twice per game is sufficient. -
Interesting fajita toppings
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Over 29 years of fanhood's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I like grilled Old Bay shrimp on a corn tortilla. Finely shredded cabbage for crunch. Sliced avocado. Quick pickled red onions. A squeeze of lime juice and I usually make a mayonnaise based cilantro-lime sauce. -
It’s my black ass shrugging my shoulders.
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Interesting fajita toppings
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Over 29 years of fanhood's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Sociopath... -
Evidently ??♂️
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Waiting to hear from my peeps about Isaiah. My initial impression, based on online info, is that he’s a Bama lean. But who knows? That would make a pretty sweet ‘20 class! ?
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We got a fair turnout considering it was a downpour from 5:30 - 9:00. Probably 30-40.
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Did anyone who watched the Carleton game leave with the feeling that Jalen Carey is “our guy” at PG? Both he and Goodine seemed to have a hard time bringing the ball up against pressure. I predict JG3 gets a lot more minutes at PG than expected this season.
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What body part(s) hurts today?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
My hips are sore, as usual. My father has had both hips replaced. I know I’m not too far off. -
Hot for World Series flashers
Johnny Hammersticks replied to KD in CA's topic in Off the Wall Archives
You’re not very nice to me. -
I heard he was at the exhibition game on Saturday. His transcripts must have checked out ? Great get for ‘Cuse. Polished offensive game and versatile. Can play both G positions and also SF. Good length for the zone. Currently #95 in ESPN top 100. Should rise up the rankings by the end of his senior year.
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How old is too old to get in a fight?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Johnny Hammersticks's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Picture Trumaine Edmunds but with face tattoos. -
Hot for World Series flashers
Johnny Hammersticks replied to KD in CA's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Oh, the awful, unspeakable things I would do to them ?? -
How old is too old to get in a fight?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Johnny Hammersticks's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Spoken like a true boob squeezer! -
How old is too old to get in a fight?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Johnny Hammersticks's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Not worried, and I’ve never had a problem with men disrespecting my wife. I’m not much of a “tough guy” or a fighter, but I’m a fairly large man which I think is a deterrent. My friend’s story just got me thinking...that’s all. -
How old is too old to get in a fight?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Johnny Hammersticks's topic in Off the Wall Archives
The scary part is just about everyone (including myself) carries a concealed firearm in Vermont. I carry mine just about everywhere except for work. If a drunk dude is willing to grope my wife, he likely is dumb and drunk enough to shoot us both in the face too. ??? -
How old is too old to get in a fight?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Johnny Hammersticks's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I believe I would have to act if my wife got randomly groped by some drunken weirdo. I think I would respond verbally at first, try to make the guy take the first swing, and then do my best to defend my wife’s honor. I couldn’t live with myself otherwise. Just standing there like an idiot why some jack-off does possibly the worst thing he can do to my wife? Yeah, no. Whether or not I get my ass handed to me is irrelevant. Mr. Gropey is going to get everything I got. If the police happen to be right there, I would certainly seek their assistance instead. But that would be unlikely. Honking on a boob that doesn’t “belong to you” is a cardinal offense, IMO. -
How old is too old to get in a fight?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Johnny Hammersticks's topic in Off the Wall Archives
You’ll laugh it off if I grabbed your wife’s tit and gave it a honk? Where do you live again? -
How old is too old to get in a fight?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Johnny Hammersticks's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Just thought of a situation I witnessed a long time ago. I went to a Syracuse vs Auburn football game at the Carrier Dome. Auburn had a huge following, and I think they were coming into the game ranked in the top 10. Anyway, Syracuse upset them and beat them handily. We were walking out after the game, and this Auburn fan (young, huge dude) ran by us screaming “F Syracuse!!” “I can’t wait to get out of this scumbag city with all these low life people!!” Something to that effect. This older couple (40’s) was walking in front of us, and the wife yelled to the guy “go home!” This dude, who must have been 6’4” 235, stopped in his tracks, walked up to the couple, and booted the woman right in her lady parts. She dropped like a ton of bricks screaming and crying, the husband just stood there in shock, and the Auburn fan scampered away. I will never forget that. -
How old is too old to get in a fight?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Johnny Hammersticks's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Good responses. The boob squeezer guy was in his 30’s-40’s according to the story. I’m not a tough guy by any means, but I have enough experience that I can handle myself if the fists start flying. I would never initiate a physical altercation with anyone. Probably one of the most mellow guys you’d ever meet. I guess the question is about defending the honor of your wife...the mother of your children. I remember a few years before my grandfather passed he was pissed because he had to wear a cast on his right arm for a couple months. I remember him saying to my father “What if I take Francie (my grandmother) out to dinner and some guy gets fresh with her?” He was sincerely afraid that he wouldn’t be able to stand up for her even though he was in his late 70’s. I’m pretty sure I would have to punch a man who essentially sexually assaulted my wife right in front of me. I don’t think there is any other option. Same thing if some man groped my daughter. Non-negotiable. -
Was carpooling with another hockey Dad friend on the way to Montpelier today, and he was telling me how he was up at a comedy show on the mountain last weekend and some drunk idiot literally squoze his wife’s boob!! I guess they were on the way out to the car after the show and this dude (who was obnoxiously hammered all night I guess) just gave it a honk ? This made me think though. I think I would HAVE to fight that guy if it was my wife. Right?! Even if he was bigger than me, I’d have to at least make an effort. *****’s crazy... I’m 40 btw Discuss....