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Old Navy is largely responsible for this silliness. Vests are like those visor hats. Go back to the damn store and get the rest of your coat! lmao
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Steelers bench Mason Rudoph
Johnny Hammersticks replied to YoloinOhio's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Because of Duck Hodges? ?- 122 replies
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Why can't football interviews be this good?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to whatdrought's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Almost reminds me of that post game interview with Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) where he was clearly concussed and talking jubberish. Very entertaining. -
Why can't football interviews be this good?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to whatdrought's topic in Off the Wall Archives
“I don’t like horses. I can’t ride.” ? -
deep frying a turkey: tell me what not to do
Johnny Hammersticks replied to teef's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Deep frying a turkey is nothing to be afraid of if you’re not a moron. 1. Don’t use too much oil. IIRC, the last time I did one I used about 4 or 5 gallons of peanut oil. My turkey fryer “pot” has a fill mark that makes this easy. Bought it at Bass Pro. 2. Keep your fryer set up on a stable surface and far away from any structures. Keep the kids inside while you’re doing it. 3. Of course, make sure the turkey is completely thawed and dry. Water + hot oil= YouTube video. 4. Make sure you use a thermometer to maintain the oil temp at around 350. It’s really not that hard. I’ve never done the seasoning rubs or injections, so I can’t speak to that. I typically just season liberally with kosher salt and pepper. Enjoy!! You’ll be fine. -
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Zay was so bad in Oakland they sent him back. Left him in a basket on the doorstep of OBD.
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Auto Zone: Emasculation Station
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Gugny's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I recently went to Autozone to purchase a new battery. Not only did the gentleman install it for free (I threw him a saw buck afterward), he gave me a nice shoulder massage before closing the hood and sending me on my way. It must be your face.... -
11 years ago I joined TBD
Johnny Hammersticks replied to CowgirlsFan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I appreciate and enjoy you @CowgirlsFan!! -
Today I learned...Part 3
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Canadian Bills Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Dang better have! I just went out and spent $2300 on humidifiers for every room of the house! Gotta weigh down those bacteria and viruses!! Keep em on the hard wood floors. -
Perhaps Edwards could conveniently injure his hand? ? I’m seeing a lot of “buzz” on Twitter speculating that Bras is hurt. IDK...
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Offense look pretty darn good. I think today (granted Bucknell ?) was the highest 1st half point total since like 2013 or something? I love the pace at which they like to play, and Hughes can put it on the deck now? Wow...look for him to enter the draft after this season. JG3 will be our starting PG for the next 4 years, and Buddy our starting SG for the next three. Beautiful. Jesse Edwards would be a good redshirt candidate, IMO. Most polished offensive skills for a C since maybe Melo? He is waaaaay too slight of frame though. His defense is awful because he gets absolutely man handled out there. What’s up with Braswell? Injured?
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Do/did you have a nickname?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to BritBill's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Jay-Zit??!! Is that you?! I played 7th/8th grade lacrosse with a really fast kid we called “wheels.” Better known as “Jay-Zit” later in life when he developed bad acne. Kids are mean.... -
Do/did you have a nickname?
Johnny Hammersticks replied to BritBill's topic in Off the Wall Archives
My Father has always called me Bonehead. Even to this day. He now shortens it to “Bone.” I can’t remember the last time my dad called me by my first name ? -
Interestingly convenient indeed. Think Carey would still be starting if his hand were not injured?