Johnny Hammersticks

She’s busted. Kinda looks like the Grinch. Pass.

You’ve heard stories about my bachelor years?

It’s also the combination to my luggage.

Nancy Pelosi!! ???

Phyllis Diller. Knee jerk response...

Keep it going man! I don’t really understand the intent of his thread, but this is kind of fun ?

Ellen Degeneres?

Brett Kavanaugh? But where’s Tobin and Squee?

Rainn Wilson?

What is particularly vexing to me is how poorly JG3 has been shooting since the Okla St game. No way we have a chance if he is shooting 23% from the field. Also, Joe badly needs to work on his defense. I expected a learning curve with the defense, but I didn’t expect the poor shooting.

First world problems. They always leave our packages right on the doormat. Never had a problem.

I was going to guess Roy Orbison ?‍♂️

I’m so done with this team.

Great name for an OT ?

I had a bunch of really old Star Wars stuff that my brother game me when he was in his early teens. I had outgrown it and put it all in a large box and put it up in the attic. I had at least 25-30 toys. All in used condition, but I had the Millenium Falcon and a bunch of the action figures. Yeah, so I got a job washing dishes at a restaurant when I was 14. I don’t even know how we got on the subject, but one of the line cooks learned about my stash and offered to buy it from me. I remember I brought it in to work, he looked it over for a few minutes, and promptly offered me $30 for the box. That was almost a week’s pay fo me at $4.25 minimum wage. I accepted the deal in about 2 seconds. He probably made 200-300 off that deal ?

@Gugny suggested that we trade a late round pick for Tyrod Taylor.

Let’s hope they get lucky and pull a grad transfer from somewhere.

I think they will improve. I just wouldn’t be making arrangements for a trip to the NCAA’s this year.

This season is going to be a long one. Awful defense, even worse rebounding, and we have no one that can create offense within 18 feet of the hoop. Losing out on Isaiah Stewart to UW doomed this team for the 19-20 season. Glad I didn’t buy tickets to my son’s birthday game yet...?

Duck Fuke Go ???

Not a fan on the blue on blue.

I’ve found that method works best if you plug it in before getting into the tub.

I suggested to my wife that we do a prime rib this year instead of turkey. She looked at me like I had worms crawling out of my eyeballs.

Disgusting. I hope someone is able to identify to poopetrator of these bizarre crimes.