Johnny Hammersticks

This season is going to be a long one. Awful defense, even worse rebounding, and we have no one that can create offense within 18 feet of the hoop. Losing out on Isaiah Stewart to UW doomed this team for the 19-20 season. Glad I didn’t buy tickets to my son’s birthday game yet...?

Duck Fuke Go ???

Not a fan on the blue on blue.

I’ve found that method works best if you plug it in before getting into the tub.

I suggested to my wife that we do a prime rib this year instead of turkey. She looked at me like I had worms crawling out of my eyeballs.

Disgusting. I hope someone is able to identify to poopetrator of these bizarre crimes.

With Bates, I don’t think Veldheer is necessary.

Yes. Have you seen Duck Hodges play? It's not like they replacing Rudolph with Aaron Rodgers fer chrissakes!

...and look like a douche bag. That’s why they make sun glasses ?

Old Navy is largely responsible for this silliness. Vests are like those visor hats. Go back to the damn store and get the rest of your coat! lmao

Because of Duck Hodges? ?

Almost reminds me of that post game interview with Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) where he was clearly concussed and talking jubberish. Very entertaining.

“I don’t like horses. I can’t ride.” ?

Deep frying a turkey is nothing to be afraid of if you’re not a moron. 1. Don’t use too much oil. IIRC, the last time I did one I used about 4 or 5 gallons of peanut oil. My turkey fryer “pot” has a fill mark that makes this easy. Bought it at Bass Pro. 2. Keep your fryer set up on a stable surface and far away from any structures. Keep the kids inside while you’re doing it. 3. Of course, make sure the turkey is completely thawed and dry. Water + hot oil= YouTube video. 4. Make sure you use a thermometer to maintain the oil temp at around 350. It’s really not that hard. I’ve never done the seasoning rubs or injections, so I can’t speak to that. I typically just season liberally with kosher salt and pepper. Enjoy!! You’ll be fine.

No.

Zay was so bad in Oakland they sent him back. Left him in a basket on the doorstep of OBD.

Reason number 2 not to live in India. Reason number 1 is they poop in the shower there and smoosh it down the drain with their feet.

I recently went to Autozone to purchase a new battery. Not only did the gentleman install it for free (I threw him a saw buck afterward), he gave me a nice shoulder massage before closing the hood and sending me on my way. It must be your face....

My cousin Eddie at a night crawler for 20 bucks!

I appreciate and enjoy you @CowgirlsFan!!

I wish Teef was my dentist ?

Great opportunity for this joke. Was actually told to me by my dentist. Q: What’s the difference jam and jelly? A: You can’t jelly your **** into you girlfriend’s mouth.

Dang better have! I just went out and spent $2300 on humidifiers for every room of the house! Gotta weigh down those bacteria and viruses!! Keep em on the hard wood floors.

Perhaps Edwards could conveniently injure his hand? ? I’m seeing a lot of “buzz” on Twitter speculating that Bras is hurt. IDK...