Johnny Hammersticks

HUGE game tomorrow in Blacksburg. Is this team really improving and coming together, or is our recent success just a fluke? Let’s hope the hot shooting continues. Go ?!

I read somewhere that he’s more like 245 now. The appeal of Tape (Tah-Pay) is his low post game, and from what I can gather, the coaching staff thinks he can play the 5 for us next season. He’s got great hands and can finish. Would be a good compliment to Sidibe. I wouldn’t get my hopes up too much though. He’s going to have a bunch of big offers, and will take a lot of visits. He did play for Red Autry this summer though, which may give us an advantage.

6’10” 235 ?‍♂️

I need to see the lower half before I decide.

This team is getting better. That’s about all I got. We shoot well and we tend to win against comparable teams. We’ll see...

HFBD, Gugs!

I’d let her piss in my coffee.

You’re going to grope her with children’s gloves on? Brilliant!!

Hearing someone say “cool beans” makes me want to punt a kitten.

Jeez. People really get their feathers ruffled with these player comparisons. I get it, OP. Boldin is a good DW comparison (IMO also). I’m really curious to see how his career evolves from this point. He definitely showed me something against HOU, and I think fans have some cause for optimism here.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

I was just going to comment “I would but I wouldn’t even pull my pants down.” This one is a through the zipper in the bathroom of a Wendy’s job ?

Fortunately, I’ve never gotten into hot water since I began my “real” professional career. When I was in my early 20’s, however, I was working for a catering company waiting tables at weddings. It was a fun job, I worked with a bunch of hot girls, and was making some pretty good $ under the table. Sweet gig. Anyway, about half way through the summer they hired this creepy bartender dude who fed us drinks all night long (I think he was trying to impress the young girls). Many of us were putting away 8-10 drinks per shift. I have no idea how the boss didn’t just notice that we were all hammered. So, an anonymous co-worker snitched on the bartender, and my boss got him to confess and give names or he’d call the police on him for serving under age kids. I remember like it was yesterday. Boss called me in to his office when I arrived to work. He asked me if I knew anything about people drinking at work. I knew something was up, so I just admitted to everything. Worst part about it was that he knew I was drunk ? the night of one wedding when I drove the cube truck with all the catering stuff back to the restaurant to unload. I ended up backing into the dumpster and put a huge dent in the rear end ?? He chewed my ass out FIERCELY, but miraculously I didn’t lose my job. Worked there for 4 or 5 years until grad school actually.

If you’re nice, they’ll give you a small container of Big Mac sauce for dipping...

Get a few pet tarantulas and let them roam freely around the office for a few days ?

I’d flip her a quarter and tell her to go downtown and find a rat to gnaw off that thing above her lip. Then I’d bone her.

Just started S8 of Letterkenny on Hulu last night. S7 wasn’t their finest, but I’m optimistic after watching the first 2 episodes of S8. You either like it or you hate it ?‍♂️

Yannick Ngakoue. Crown jewel of our FA class.

You’d think hitting 15 3’s would almost guarantee ‘Cuse a victory ?‍♂️

I’m bummed, but I’m thankful for a great season and the direction this team is heading in the future. I just can’t relate to vitriol and intense pessimism that I’m reading on here this morning. I see one poster in particular calling for Josh Allen’s head. Really?! Some of you maybe should step away from your computers/phones for a couple weeks.

Really, really stupid play. I hope he learned from that potential disaster. Got lucky.

Meatball sangweeeeches!

Probably a good choice, my friend. Very few things could drag me away from my living room tomorrow ?

I don’t understand how the two are related. Bills play quite a bit of zone coverage.

Hillsman couldn’t have drawn it up any better than that. Unbelievable. He really is doing amazing things with that program.