Johnny Hammersticks

You’re obviously not in tune with the subtle nuances of these “would ya” threads. Pointing out a subtle flaw (or even just complaining about a false flaw) in the super hot ones has become somewhat of a TBDism. I believe it started with Kate Upton’s “pig face” as one poster stated. Please try to keep up ?

Huge game tonight on the road against ND. Must win, IMO. LGO ?

Her triceps are too flabby. Why don’t these people just get a hotel room? She got busted 5 minutes before the end of her shift? Jeez...

So you’re telling me I’m gonna have to drop $500-600 pretty soon as soon as my son’s PS4 is obsolete? ??

Of course we CAN squeak in. Just keep winning ACC games, especially some of the big ones, and the selection committee won’t be able to leave us out. A nice run in the ACC tourney will be crucial as well. I’d like to call to attention that we are on page 44 of this thread.

Just win baby! These next three games against ND (away), Pitt (home) and Clemson (road) are going to be HUGE for our tourney resume prior to our home matchup with what looks like to be a “beatable” Duke team at home. Take it game by game....get better and better.

Concerted effort today to generate points in the paint. Love the way Hughes, Boeheim and Dolezaj willed their way to 13-14 foot buckets. Defense was inconsistent down the stretch, and I think part of the reason HW got some minutes over JG3 down the stretch. Guerrier is getting better and better. Sidibe needed to just put his arms straight up on defense. He’s a foul machine because he tries too hard to be a shot blocker. Dolezaj is just playing out of his mind...but not a lot that’s going to show up in the box score. Big win on the road. Keep building that resume ?! I feel much better about our tourney prospects than I did even two weeks ago. I think we have a puncher’s chance if we keep on the current trajectory. Go ????????

I’m fickle.

Not even with @Gugny‘s **** and @BringBackFergy doing the pushing.

HUGE game tomorrow in Blacksburg. Is this team really improving and coming together, or is our recent success just a fluke? Let’s hope the hot shooting continues. Go ?!

I read somewhere that he’s more like 245 now. The appeal of Tape (Tah-Pay) is his low post game, and from what I can gather, the coaching staff thinks he can play the 5 for us next season. He’s got great hands and can finish. Would be a good compliment to Sidibe. I wouldn’t get my hopes up too much though. He’s going to have a bunch of big offers, and will take a lot of visits. He did play for Red Autry this summer though, which may give us an advantage.

6’10” 235 ?‍♂️

I need to see the lower half before I decide.

This team is getting better. That’s about all I got. We shoot well and we tend to win against comparable teams. We’ll see...

HFBD, Gugs!

I’d let her piss in my coffee.

You’re going to grope her with children’s gloves on? Brilliant!!

Hearing someone say “cool beans” makes me want to punt a kitten.

Jeez. People really get their feathers ruffled with these player comparisons. I get it, OP. Boldin is a good DW comparison (IMO also). I’m really curious to see how his career evolves from this point. He definitely showed me something against HOU, and I think fans have some cause for optimism here.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

I was just going to comment “I would but I wouldn’t even pull my pants down.” This one is a through the zipper in the bathroom of a Wendy’s job ?

Fortunately, I’ve never gotten into hot water since I began my “real” professional career. When I was in my early 20’s, however, I was working for a catering company waiting tables at weddings. It was a fun job, I worked with a bunch of hot girls, and was making some pretty good $ under the table. Sweet gig. Anyway, about half way through the summer they hired this creepy bartender dude who fed us drinks all night long (I think he was trying to impress the young girls). Many of us were putting away 8-10 drinks per shift. I have no idea how the boss didn’t just notice that we were all hammered. So, an anonymous co-worker snitched on the bartender, and my boss got him to confess and give names or he’d call the police on him for serving under age kids. I remember like it was yesterday. Boss called me in to his office when I arrived to work. He asked me if I knew anything about people drinking at work. I knew something was up, so I just admitted to everything. Worst part about it was that he knew I was drunk ? the night of one wedding when I drove the cube truck with all the catering stuff back to the restaurant to unload. I ended up backing into the dumpster and put a huge dent in the rear end ?? He chewed my ass out FIERCELY, but miraculously I didn’t lose my job. Worked there for 4 or 5 years until grad school actually.

If you’re nice, they’ll give you a small container of Big Mac sauce for dipping...

Get a few pet tarantulas and let them roam freely around the office for a few days ?

I’d flip her a quarter and tell her to go downtown and find a rat to gnaw off that thing above her lip. Then I’d bone her.