Johnny Hammersticks

What he’s doing to that little man with the pig tails sitting next to him looks illegal...

I was drinking vodka and grapefruit, but my guests brought a bunch of dank beer. Drop In Heart of Lothian, Hill Farmstead Edward (growler), and some NH beer I forget the name of. Edward is my favs.

Shanahan got robbed, IMO. Transformed a 4-12 team to a Super Bowl team. Baltimore made the playoffs last year with essentially the same team. BS.

Similar things happen on college sports teams, yet they are not scrutinized nearly as much as fraternities. I played college lacrosse, and all freshmen and transfers had to go through a pretty awful “initiation.” It was a weekend of hell involving excessive drinking, humiliation, and physical abuse. Several of us, for example, were duct taped to office chairs with a lacrosse helmet on and pushed down 2 flights of stairs.

Ray Romano

Patricia Heaton?

I think it depends on the fraternity, frankly. I’ve known ones with good reputations, and other that were notorious for dangerous practices. Everyone knows which frats are the “bad ones.” I also am a firm believer in personal responsibility. These kids know what they’re getting into when they decide to pledge. If you don’t want to be put in dangerous situations, either don’t participate or choose your fraternity wisely.

Deltaf Schremph?

Duck Fuke!!!! ????

Chicken wings, meatball subs, pigs in a blanket, veggie tray, chips and dip, guacamole. Tons of Jell-O shots.

Depends. Is your Flux Capacitor able to generate 1.21 Gigawatts?

Kinda looks like Gary Busey

This thread is going to be epic ? Mice don’t like moth testicles?

Tupac is the opening act.

Rachel Maddow

I enjoy Portnoy. Yeah, he’s a prick bag chowdah head Boston fan, but he’s funny as hell ??‍♂️ Ever see the one where he’s about to do a review and this armless crack head dude walks by dragging a suitcase? Turns out the crack head dude once tried to stab a tourist with scissors using his feet ?

I don’t know, but a grizzly bear running top speed is faster than Usain Bolt! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Helen Hunt?

Good friend of mine got half of her face ripped off by a Pit bull at a music festival at Hobart College. I’ve seen pics of her in the hospital, and pics of what she looks like now. I will never trust that breed ever again.

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Balloons? ??

Would a win against Duke this Saturday drastically change your perception of our tourney bid chances? I think we can beat them.

All u can eat fried shrimp at Golden Corral baby!!

One obscure positive I came away with tonight...Jesse Edwards was not the reason we lost. He essentially came in with 4:00+ left and held his own on defense. He had that one ridiculous turnover, but overall, I think he did okay with both Dolezaj and Sidibe fouled out. He is raw, but I think he will be a good “2-3 zone” center by his late sophomore/Junior season. Hit the weights and eat lots of Varsity pizza, Jesse ?

Don’t be too hard on yourself...lol. A 1 point loss on the road @ Clemson isn’t a terrible loss. Still have a lot of conference games and the ACC tournament to go. Keep the faith man.