Johnny Hammersticks

Jeez. People really get their feathers ruffled with these player comparisons. I get it, OP. Boldin is a good DW comparison (IMO also). I’m really curious to see how his career evolves from this point. He definitely showed me something against HOU, and I think fans have some cause for optimism here.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

I was just going to comment “I would but I wouldn’t even pull my pants down.” This one is a through the zipper in the bathroom of a Wendy’s job ?

Fortunately, I’ve never gotten into hot water since I began my “real” professional career. When I was in my early 20’s, however, I was working for a catering company waiting tables at weddings. It was a fun job, I worked with a bunch of hot girls, and was making some pretty good $ under the table. Sweet gig. Anyway, about half way through the summer they hired this creepy bartender dude who fed us drinks all night long (I think he was trying to impress the young girls). Many of us were putting away 8-10 drinks per shift. I have no idea how the boss didn’t just notice that we were all hammered. So, an anonymous co-worker snitched on the bartender, and my boss got him to confess and give names or he’d call the police on him for serving under age kids. I remember like it was yesterday. Boss called me in to his office when I arrived to work. He asked me if I knew anything about people drinking at work. I knew something was up, so I just admitted to everything. Worst part about it was that he knew I was drunk ? the night of one wedding when I drove the cube truck with all the catering stuff back to the restaurant to unload. I ended up backing into the dumpster and put a huge dent in the rear end ?? He chewed my ass out FIERCELY, but miraculously I didn’t lose my job. Worked there for 4 or 5 years until grad school actually.

If you’re nice, they’ll give you a small container of Big Mac sauce for dipping...

Get a few pet tarantulas and let them roam freely around the office for a few days ?

I’d flip her a quarter and tell her to go downtown and find a rat to gnaw off that thing above her lip. Then I’d bone her.

Just started S8 of Letterkenny on Hulu last night. S7 wasn’t their finest, but I’m optimistic after watching the first 2 episodes of S8. You either like it or you hate it ?‍♂️

Yannick Ngakoue. Crown jewel of our FA class.

You’d think hitting 15 3’s would almost guarantee ‘Cuse a victory ?‍♂️

I’m bummed, but I’m thankful for a great season and the direction this team is heading in the future. I just can’t relate to vitriol and intense pessimism that I’m reading on here this morning. I see one poster in particular calling for Josh Allen’s head. Really?! Some of you maybe should step away from your computers/phones for a couple weeks.

Really, really stupid play. I hope he learned from that potential disaster. Got lucky.

Meatball sangweeeeches!

Probably a good choice, my friend. Very few things could drag me away from my living room tomorrow ?

I don’t understand how the two are related. Bills play quite a bit of zone coverage.

Hillsman couldn’t have drawn it up any better than that. Unbelievable. He really is doing amazing things with that program.

It was okay. That’s all I got.

Levi has been pretty solid down the stretch, IMO. Losing him would have been a big blow to our defense. This is very good news.

Sports Performance Coach? https://buffalonews.com/2017/04/21/wny-sports-performance-coach-breaks-bills-sabres-woes/

I wear my 1992 Mitchell & Ness Jim Kelly jersey, and do tequila shots with my wife after every Bills TD.

Booooo yah!!

Bona @ UB tomorrow night. Looks like a good matchup for both teams. Is this a rivalry game given the proximity of the two schools?

I had no idea that shin splints were such a serious injury. I used to get them every lacrosse preseason when we had to practice for the first few weeks in the gym/parking lot, but then they would just go away after a few days of rest. I’ve never heard of a basketball player being shelved for shin splints ??‍♂️

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Just a strange dude, IMO. I really don’t know how to describe it.