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    Whole Body Deodorant?

    in Off the Wall

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    34 minutes ago, Augie said:

     

    I try to make it sound more plausible, so I yell at her “you’re not that fat!” It doesn’t seem to be working so far. I’m not sure where she went. 

     

    Seriously obese people have a lot of crevices and nooks and cranny’s that could probably benefit from something….like fresh air. But maybe this stuff can help. I just lost my appetite. 


    Framunda cheese on your charcuterie board?

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    Whole Body Deodorant?

    in Off the Wall

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    22 minutes ago, dpberr said:

    My theory:  Younger generations of men (after Gen X) do not shower as often as generations before them, or potentially - know how to shower properly.  You have to clean everywhere.   

     

    I also wouldn't assume they know how to properly wash clothes and linens - especially washcloths (if they use them) and towels.  The little pod doesn't take the germs away.  So everything, after a while, can have an odor. 

     

    There are a lot of families without dads to teach in modern society, and hardly any school has Home Econ. anymore where the Home Econ. teacher goes over detergent vs. bleach, how to wash your whites, etc.

     

    I personally find women who do not wash their hair for days gross.  

     

     


    Hmmmm…I’m not so sure about your theory.  I’ve been a public school educator and an adjunct college professor for the better part of 20 years, and I’ve never had to pull a student aside to tell them their junk is stinky.  🤔 

    Just now, Miyagi-Do Karate said:


    I am not seeing any of those commercials.
     

    Are you googling, “how to get rid of genital stench?” a lot?   🤩


    Very funny 😆 

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    Whole Body Deodorant?

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    7 minutes ago, Fleezoid said:

     

    And the people that do smell, aren't going to buy that product because they don't know they smell. And most of the time, people aren't going to walk up to them and be like....

     

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    Also, people who do really stink that bad aren’t going to be “fixed” by using full body deodorant.  It would be like throwing a tic tac into a pile of dog crap.

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    Whole Body Deodorant?

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    18 minutes ago, Fleezoid said:

    When those first started showing up, I would change the channel every time. Still do. There's a sophisticated way to sell these kinds of products. Those aren't it, They're creepy as hell. 

     

     


    I was trying to think of people who might benefit from products such as these.  Then I thought of some examples of such humans, and these people probably have bigger problems than offending others with their crotch rot.  😂 

    Whole Body Deodorant?

    in Off the Wall

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    Okay, so I’m sitting here watching ESPN wild card weekend hype on television, and it seems like every ten seconds there is a commercial for these whole body deodorant bars/sprays.  
     

    First it was that Mando lady all over the place, and now I see Marshawn spraying his junk with a Dove product every time I glance at the television.  I’m sure there are others that aren’t coming to mind right now.

     

    Here’s my thoughts.  Is there really public demand such that these products are so widely advertised?  Also, if someone’s personal hygiene is sufficient, why would their nether regions emanate odors that other people in the same room could actually be offended by the stench?  If you bathe regularly and your genitals or butt still stink up the room you are NASTY.  What are we doing here?

     

    Am I alone?  I find this to be repugnant and disgusting. 🤢 😂 

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    Nightmare College Professor Stories you have

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    I was a graduate assistant throughout grad school, and each semester we were assigned to a different professor.  My final semester I was assigned to a female professor and the chair of the department.  Before I go on, for all the “would ya” degens like myself, she was not even remotely attractive and was married and had a few young kids.

     

    My final duty of the semester was to help her organize a day long seminar where she brought in someone to do a training for counseling professionals in the area.  I organized everything, and things went perfectly well.

     

    After the seminar, I was helping her pack her car full of stuff and when I was finished she asked me to join her for a couple drinks to thank me for my work.

     

    Long story short, after some drinks she tried to get me to accompany her to a hotel room for sex.  She was very direct about it, complaining that her husband was boring in the bedroom, and needless to say it made me very uncomfortable.

     

    I slinked away to the bathroom and left the restaurant and went home.  Seeing her at graduation was very uncomfortable, but I made it through and never said a word to anyone about it. 

     

     

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    Hammers Lot ???

    in The Stadium Wall

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    20 minutes ago, BillsFan130 said:

    For a night time game- what's a good time to get there? (To make sure a spot is open)


    Not sure about a 7:00 game, but it sounded like Hammers was full by like 10am for the Chiefs game at 4:30.

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    beauty salons........love em or hate em?

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    My daughter gives me a pedicure about once a month.  Mostly bc she is 11 and enjoys doing it, but I’ve grown accustomed to having “neat” toenails with a coat of clear nail polish. 
     

    I go to Sports Clips for my haircut bc it’s just a simple low fade and I don’t want to pay $70 for that.

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