Johnny Hammersticks

As Dave Chappelle says, “Marriage is a horrible contract that nobody should sign.” I’ve been married for going on 15 years this June. Not all sunshine and rainbows, but I’m very glad I have my wife. So many of my friends have gone through horrible divorces though. Yuck.

Longlegs on Hulu was pretty freaky. Certainly overhyped in terms of scariness, but I’m not disappointed. Nick Cage’s character is terrifying.

Jahdae Barron, Kenneth Grant, or Nick Emmanwori. All of whom I think may be realistic options. My hope would be for Mike Green, but I think he’ll be long gone by 30.

I was at Dom Peppino’s with my cousin, Sal. I wanted the braciole. The waitress told me to go $@&£ my motha! I told her “No, you go back in the kitchen and stick a rolling pin right up your gabbagool!” Ming! Youts deez days! 🤌

Rage Against the Machine. They only got to play one song before they were banned, but the Bulls On Parade was an epic performance. Steve Forbes was the guest host. 😂

Normally I’d respond with a resounding NO, but I’d give up a lot to get Myles Garrett. He’s the type of player that could put this team over the top. No need to make any big moves for the offense, IMO.

I was just joking. I really dig Severance, but it’s definitely “out there.” Not everyone’s cup o’ tea. 😂

That’s funny. My brother, Ben, jokingly asked my son to call him “Drunkle Ben” one family Thanksgiving. My son (15) and my daughter (11) still to this day call him that to this day.

Well, I’m sure there’s another season of Matlock coming out for you boring, unimaginative bastards. 😂

My oldest named my mother “Mema” and my father “papa” when he was around 18 months old. It just happened. My mom wasn’t too thrilled at first, but it just stuck. 😂 My in-laws already had established names when my son was born bc my wife’s sister started having kids when she was like 17. Congrats

Man…if you’re not watching Severence on AppleTV, you don’t know what you’re missing. Currently in S2. The release a new episode every Friday. Just finished E3 last night. I wasn’t sure how they’d build off of S1, but the first few episodes of S2 have been absolutely brilliant.

I didn’t hear any of this stuff. 🤔

It was a necessary evil and mainly benefitted the football team, IMO. I do miss the old Big East. 😢

The level of pure physical strength and brutality required to pull off the acts leads me to believe it had to be OJ. Also, all the blood he left at the scene and brought with him in the Bronco and to his house. lol He didn’t like Nicole flaunting around in that hot black dress. I think he was stalking her all evening while she was at dinner with her family, went to the house to confront her, and (as his agent stated at the end) Nicole pulled out a knife to defend herself. This sent Juice into a fit of rage, and Ron Goldman just showed up at the wrong time. I do suspect that Nicole and Ron were likely more than just acquaintances though. 😉

American Manhunt - OJ Simpson on Netflix was a good watch. Four episode miniseries. I had forgotten a lot of the details, as I was in HS when it all happened. Interesting to hear all the evidence that was not presented in court. Including the man who witnessed OJ ditching the knife at the airport. Also, I’m positive OJ did it (of course), but I’m also pretty sure the police planted and manipulated evidence.