this thread reminds me of a Bill Hicks rannt-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs-nHQYY6Fg
Watch the !@#$ing news man, it's frightening. What could be worse. You watch the news these days you know, it's unbelievable. You think you you just walk out your door, you're immediately going to be raped by some crack-addicted, Aids-infected, pit-bull, you know. Horrible news stories, you know.
"Honey, I'm gonna check the mail...
"Rrrrar, rrrrar, rrrrar, rrrrar, rrrrar!" [mimes being attacked by a
pitbull]
"Whaddya we stay inside tonight baby? Let the pizza delivery guy deal with that **** out there. Hello, pizza delivery, could you send another car over please. I know that's your third one, that last guy almost made it. I can almost reach the pizza with the broom handle.
How come those pit bulls are eating your driver but they're not touching that !@#$ing pizza? What do they know that we don't know, hellooo?"
Pretty soon we're all gonna be locked inside our homes with no-one on the street but pizza delivery guys and armoured cars with turrets shooting pizzas through the mail-slots of our front doors. Every house will glow with American Gladiators beamed in.
"We are free - keep repeating, we are free."