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Pete

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  1. Do I need to explain what "Not only" means in the English language? This is why they are gorgeous-
  2. I give them the upmost respect! Not only are they gorgeous, they have big balls standing up for what they believe in. Rocking a song in downtown Moscow titled "piss on Putin" takes courage.. Vagina riot>passive sheep
  3. My old house got hit by lightning in the middle of the night. By far the loudest noise I have ever heard in my life. I was sleeping and jumped up out of bed. After I tried to check radar online- but modem card was fried. Then next day I tried to cook something oven- fried. Coffee pot- fried. It took a few days to figure out everything that got fried from the strike. Thank God for insurance. My next door neighbor had their well get hit by lightning, and had to replace it. And I know well this white flash you are speaking of. I have witnessed it a few times, and it is blinding. Once it flashed outside my window by my bed, and I saw it with my eyes closed. I have read that blind people in Hiroshima saw the nuclear blast and believe it. Not only is thunder the loudest noise I have heard, a nearby lightning strike is by far the brightest thing I have ever seen
  4. I am a beekeeper and indeed local honey works on allergies. I share my honey with my neighbors and they all swear by it
  5. I have to go with Firework by Katie Perry. Seriously, I think Nickleback might be off the hook for worst ever.
  6. You found me out. In actuality I am !@#$ing all my friends wives and mothrr!@#$ing everyone I meet
  7. Honesty and loyalty are the two traits I seek out in any relationship. I am honest and loyal to all my friends. If they can't reciprocate- no big loss
  8. I have had a crazy life with over a dozen near death experiences. Many times I was certain I was going to die, but this one comes to mind. I was coming off two amazing nights in Madrid and it was Saturday night. I walked out of a bar around midnight in Plaza Del Sol(think Spanish Time Square) feeling good and I see this beautiful girl smiling at me. "hola sexy! Como estas? Hablas Ingles?" She did, and I said "show me around Madrid. Lets go get a drink somewhere" She says there is a good place on this side street. Well there are people everywhere and Spain really comes alive at midnight. We go walking up the side street, and I am a very savvy traveler always aware of my surroundings, but it was Saturday night at Madrid, and I was too busy running game on this chick, and let me guard down. Well she says the place is right around the corner...we turn the corner, she is on my right, and this guy comes running up behind me, and wraps his left arm around my neck.....I grabbed his wrist, looked at him over my shoulder, saw his face, and he was scared shitless(I have a fighting background and keep myself in shape)-I looked back at the girl and she flashed a very nervous look at the punk and I realized they were in cahoots. Well I was about to snap the punks wrist and was going to !@#$ his world up...while I am processing all this a guy comes running at me from across the street fists up 10 O'clock...I realized now the situation and got my fists up, he stopped short before I could hit him. Then another guys came at me from 2 O'clock and I threw a punch at him, but a 4th guy grabbed my arm from behind as I threw the punch. They wrestled me to the ground. I am good fighting from my back and I was doing some damage, but it seemed like there were 10 of them. One said to me "you are going to die". And I fought with everything I had, swinging, elbows, knees....then next thing I know I am out cold. I felt like I woke up from a deep sleep and was trying to figure out where I was. Whats this cold feeling on my face-concrete. What country am I in- Spain I think. What happened- holy **** I was mugged. My jaw was sore- I could tell they hit me when I was out cold. and My eye was bleeding pretty bad. The first thing I checked was to see if I had my passport. Luckily I did- it was in a money belt under some cargo pants. They cut my pants open with a knife, but couldn't get the money belt- too much foot traffic I think. They did get my wallet, my camera(which pissed me off- I just spent two weeks in Hungry and made some great friends, and I lost all the photos of them). They also took my kashmere trench coat right off my back. I shook off the cobwebs and went looking for them. Never found them, but I was enraged. I made George Brett being called out for pine tar mellow. No bueno
  9. Sorry if I was overly harsh. I appreciate your candor. And we all make mistakes- I have made my fair share. 15 years is way in past. Live and learn
  10. Glad you are not my buddy. 3.5 billion women out there- I NEVER let a women come between me and a friend. Women come, women go, but a true friend is hard to find. I have had friends beautiful wives try and seduce me a couple times- I always run away. I have yet to tell my friends that their wives put the moves on me. But I have a clean conscience
  11. Toni Morrison is one of the finest American novelists around. American Cookery is just damn fascinating- and it is part of our history. The Weary Blues is a great read by an important early black poet. To each their own
  12. Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee is a devastating read.
  13. In Jones defense, he helped seal the Bills victory against the Pats with a bad ass defensive play
  14. I haven't turned on my TV in over a year. It is very nice. You should try it sometime
  15. I am waiting for a friend to go to Vegas so I can place a bet on the Bills to win superbowl. I know the odds will be great and this team could be special!
  16. Yep without Woody, there would of been Robert Allen Zimmerman but no Bob Dylan.
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