I am a chef and !@#$ing hate ranch dressing and ketchup! Whatever tasty dish you made ends up tasting like ranch or ketchup. It is killing the American palate. Give me hot sauce. Fish sauce. Soy sauce. Salsa. Tahini. Tartar. Aioli. Harrisa. Etc. !@#$ your ranch dressing and ketchup. And as the vast majority of you know, it is blaspheme to put ranch dressing on chicken wings. Blue cheese dressing mother!@#$ers!