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when's your birthday. what's your first name. and where you from? jw

i've found Ruffalo to be very under-rated. especially liked him in "Away We Go." he plays the disheveled brooder very well, and would be a great counter-point to Gervais. and Mark's just a touch more handsome than i. jw

well, i'm not sold on Loggia. and maybe we can get a call in to Vera Farmiga, if Biel's out. this is clearly, however, shaping up to be a Ricky Gervais vehicle, and i can't see it working without him. jw ADD: Mark Ruffalo's in to play the sports writer role.

congrats. we celebrated 10 last year and went to Ireland. London's a great town, too. went there in 2005. jw but back to my storyline. i think it works.

you're ok. just a friendly reminder that while i'm open to certain taunts and jabs, my wife is to be treated with full respect. jw

now, this is sounding a little bit like Yes, Dear, isn't it. we're going to have to dig a little deeper. though the Biel character is perfect to play my wife's role. other storylines that just don't work or been done: -- i'm involved in an accident and the judge rules that Jack has to play my butler (wink, to those familiar to this story line). -- jack also can't be her dad (King of Queens). -- jack is an alien with a curiousity for cats (Alf) -- jack is an alien, who's our son and is 80 years old (Mork and Mindy) -- jack's nickname is The Fonz (ugh! and unlikely ) here's one that might work: Jack is former accountant who quit his job to pursue his boyhood dream to be a rent-a-clown. trouble is, he has an upper-crust English accent, who can't get much work because, well, he's just not funny, except in an awkward way. i can see Ricky Gervais playing this role. me, i'm a surly sportswriter, who's taken in this guy only because we were college roommates 25 years ago, and he did my taxes and sat in on my economic exam, which i passed, and figures i owe him a big favor. my wife runs a day-care center, and tries to give Jack some pointers on being a clown. her main goal, however, as women do, is trying to set Jack up with her female friends in order for him to finally get a life and move out. oh, and the title would be: "You Don't know Jack: The Clown Chronicles." jw ADD: i would pitch this to HBO first and NBC second. and i would never approach Fox (because they go through comedies like diapers) or CBS, because i find their comedies to be far too dumbed down and safe.

hey. let's be fair here. we're talking about my wife. jw

i'm not saying he's not open to criticism. my trouble with the post was what i outlined. bringing up miami, was faulty. and to say that polian left and drafted Peyton Manning, well, duh. someone was going to draft Peyton Manning, who would put that franchise in a position to turn itself around. my problem is if Polian was still in Buffalo, i don't think the team would've been in a position to draft Manning. i mean, c'mon. jw

i like it. only one problem, my wife has the starring role in this household. jw

now wait a second. you're going to bring up something that happend 51 freakin years ago, and say that establishes his reputation. keep in mind, the AFL was the one that pointed Mr. Wilson to Miami. as for Polian, i would hope he drafted Peyton Manning. if he hadn't then i'd have questions about his ability to judge talent. your other points are well noted, but why not blame Mr. Wilson for the snow while you're at it. jw

so, you'll be homeless soon? jw

no, i'm just tired of presenting the case that, as Jason Lacanfora has now chimed in, that a trade is very unlikely. jw

i like that, gringo. thanks. jw

this needed another thread? seriously. there aren't enough Lynch threads out there? jw

if you're referring to my past few hunderd stories, well, you wouldn't be the first to have that inclination. jw

my farts are good, but as of yet incapable of posting themselves on their own on twitter. jw

no. but evidently you don't mind updating us with your every move. ... speaking of which, hey, i just farted. gotta post that on twitter. jw

press pass is not transferable. sorry. jw

mine's unchanged. press box, mid-field. jw

you could'a updated us on twitter, rather than kept us waiting and worried. sheesh! this ain't 2008-1/2 you know. jw

does that make you a slug? jw

sounds like a plan. i'd prefer a midnight shift to spin my tunes and have Nick and AstroJanitor on talk music when no one's listening. jw

i use salt on slugs. jw

and yet i have won. shotgun© jw

yeah, but now he's posting, and that can only lead to no good, let me tell you from my own experience. jw