Anyhoo, I better get going because today is my birthday and I got **** to do but I just want to say that this is one of the best I ever gotten myself, ranting on this putrid !@#$ing franchise that's been breaking my balls for the last 13 !@#$ing years.
Thirteen years!!! Try fifty plus!!! Oh yeah there was that team in the 60s that after riding Gilchrist to two championships, they unload him!! WTF!! F@&$ink Saban!!! And then he quits!! Then let's trade Lamonica for Tom NO F*#=ING shoulders Flores!!!
"Lets hire John Rauch, that will teach that SOB Davis for stealing Lamonica". Rauch wanted to make OJ a wide receiver A WIDE RECEIVER!!!! Saban returns and quits again!!!!
In comes Knox out goes Knox. Oh I know why Fergy throws so many interceptions! It is because the helmets are white. Oh and then Kay F@&$ing Stephenson!! I thought Kay Stephenson was the fat lady that sang before Flyers games!! Oh he was the fat lady alright!!!
Then Levy and Polian, just when I thought I was out they pull me back in!! They'd win and they'd win just to rip my heart out by losing Super Bowl after Super Bowl after Super Bowl after Super Bowl!!!!
Thirteen years my a$$!!!
Happy Birthday