I agree with you about McKelvin and his body of work. I hope that last year was not an aberration, for either him or Robey. As far as your assertion that the original poster never played past high school, that is true for most, in fact most have nerver put on a helmet and pads in earnest.
I noticed that you don't have a lot of posts. You might try and refrain from the use of adjectives like "idiotic" and "dumb". This is all in good fun.