RussellDopeland

Will the Bills stand strong and true, or will they collapse like a folding table impacted by a Kiko Alonso jersey-clad nimrod saturated with a gallon of Labatt Blue? If Allen plays, will he apply any lessons from yesterday's debacle? Or will he continue to try to emulate Michael Vick in a prison-league game? Questions.....

We all know the moon is not made of green cheese. But what if it were made of barbacue spare ribs, would you eat it then?

With the experienced, talented Punters in the market- this seems odd. It's like Brandon Beane has been offered a chance to see Springsteen in concert, but declined 'cause he already has tickets to see Rick Springfield that same night.

I found a Bills Super Bowl XXV hat at a garage sale. Paid a buck for it. Mint condition, never worn, New Era. I think I 'm rollin with that?

"89. Roscoe Parrish" "88. Charles Clay" "87. Rian Lindell" That's enough reading for me. Whoever compiled this list ought to be beaten with a rubber hose for rank stupidity.

And they all suck?

Is Rodgers advocating for beer to be less expensive, or is he pushing the Packers to start selling the cheapest swill money can buy? Natty Ice, Keystone, Pabst? Hell, since it's Wisconsin, they should only offer Milwaukee's Best or find some old Meister Brau to sell. Won't cost a thing, and the drunks at Lambeau will be as happy as cheese.

Love the looks of our safeties. Poyer, Hyde, Bush, Marlowe, Neal, Maurice Alexander...they all look like they're about to rip someone's head off!

I hope Wood ignores Kelso's advice and refuses to do the broadcast with 20 sticks of gum in his mouth. And is there a chance that Van Miller had a son/daughter/grandson/granddaughter/nephew/niece/ even adopted relative that could replace John Murphy? Please???

Ten million for Lawson?! God no!!! He seems like a nice guy, but his play has been the zenith of mediocrity. The Pegulas might as well drive down the 190 and throw $100 bills out the car window- 'twould be an absolute waste of resources.

I missed this thread back in Jan.. I'm not just startled, I'm gobsmacked. I guess I'll need to take to my fainting couch any moment now. Maybe the pitchfork brigade can bring up this appalling matter with Beane when they show up at OBD to express their outrage over the Singletary pick

Hockenson?? At pick NINE?

Looks impressive. They also added a new weight room off of the visitor's locker room (in keeping with it's league-wide rep):

I think you're confusing Hogan fans with the Brandon Reilly fan cult, which was as incomprehensible as the Mike Jasper and Coy Wire juntas! ?

I shouldn't venture a guess here, but could it be that you.... Accepted a purple-colored "beverage" from former Packer Johnny Jolly? Received a drink from across a smoke-filled nightclub from Darren Sharper? Took up Mark Chmura's offer for cold beer whilst relaxing in his hot tub? Or did you arrive home late one evening and find Najeh Davenport defecating in your clothes hamper?

Well luckily for Harold, a certain rotund orange dude failed in his bid to buy the team. He should be good to go.

As a left-handed person, I take offense to this statement?

Could there be a head to head battle a-brewing between two grossly overpaid, overvalued mediocrities? Good for both of them for getting paid, I guess.

Yeah, he left. My man at the airport told me that on his way out he- cursed at a young boy in a wheelchair, flipped the bird at George Seifert, and just before he boarded his plane, turned, grabbed his crotch, and yelled "WHO DAT"!

Still could happen. They could sign one of these guys: Fozzy Whitaker RB Kyle Love DT Wes Horton DE David Mayo ILB Amini Silatolu G

Lest we forget...Bryan Cox

Good for Tyrod. A nice comfy backup gig, good money, and nice weather.

Nonsense. All the clickbait "media" cares about right now are: OBJ to Clev L. Bell to Jets AB trade to Oak rehash Everything else is peripheral noise that must not interfere with those central points of interest. It's best to pay no heed to these blithering idiots.